The same old geezers, again and again

There is one simple reason for cautious confidence in the future of British Islam, and the ultimate unlikelihood of Islamist politics taking deep, widespread roots in our pluralistic parliamentary democracy. Whenever you hear of some depressing new gambit to rally British Muslims to an absurd sectarian agenda, its origins and organisation can invariably be traced to the same coterie of individuals. For this band of Brothers, such activism is a labour of love, the fruit of sleepless nights and schoolboy daydreams. But there are only about fifteen of them.

And so it is with the Hamas-inspired bid to have Tzipi Livni arrested on British soil and the side-car campaign to have the charitable status of the Jewish National Fund revoked. On the 13th December the Islamic Human Rights Commission and the Palestinian Solidarity Campaign cobbled together a demonstration outside the Hendon Hall hotel to coincide with a JNF conference which Livni was due to attend. The IHRC called on the likeminded to register their discontent at JNF “ethnic cleansing of Palestinians” and Tzipi Livni’s “responsibility for the Israeli onslought [sic] on Gaza”.

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The hope that is the music of Nizar Rohana

Nizar Rohana is a Palestinian oud player of the highest standards. His mastery of the Arab lute is phenomenal. His grasp of the intricacies of traditional Arab forms is masterful. When one hear his re-tuning of his often too delicate instrument in the middle of a performance, one feels it as part of the song – and one to be part of its whole, waiting.

Nizar Rohana was born in the village of ‘Esefya on Mount Carmel in 1975. He began his musical education at an early age and playing the Oud by the age of fifteen, and in 1996 he moved to Jerusalem to take up academic studies. Focusing his research on the music of the great Egyptian Composer Mohammad el-Qasabji, Rohana completed his Masters Degree in Musicology 2006. Today Nizar Rohana is a prominent Oud player in the Palestinian musical scene and he performs regularly for local and international audiences.

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Date Line Khartoum

Christmas at 30C +, stuck in the middle of the Sahara Desert may not be everyone’s cup of tea. However, in the best traditions of the Stiff-Upper-Lip, one makes the best of things. The situation is greatly ameliorated by the discovery of vast lakes of the local tipple, a spirit derived from dates (and rumour has it, everything bar the kitchen sink), known as ‘araki… and the amusing finding that at least one person is breeding turkeys in Sudan.

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Exclusive video: Footage of the MCB Christmas Party

Earlier today the Spittoon received this undercover footage of the MCB Christmas party, where it seems like things got a bit out of hand.

Oh my.

Merry Christmas everyone!

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The People’s Ayatollah

A useful obituary of Grand Ayatollah Houssein Ali Montazeri, written by Muhammad Sahimi, has appeared on the Tehran Bureau website.

Montazeri was a leading light in the 1979 Revolution. Initially named as Khomeini’s successor, Montazeri soon turned against the regime, becoming one of its bravest and most consistent critics from within the Shi’a clerical elite. He remained under house arrest for much of the latter part of his life.

Montazeri will remain a controversial figure for everyone committed to secular democracy and the separation of religion and state. However, Montazeri’s personal bravery,  integrity and commitment to human rights are surely without question. His early and consistent opposition to the tyranny of Khomeini’s regime and that of his successors marked the Grand Ayatollah out as an important opponent of the Islamist regime in Iran and, more broadly, the political realities and ambitions of clerical fascism.

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Copts Complain of Islamic Leaders’ Double-Standards Over Minarets Vote

Whilst leading Muslim clerics complained of the Swiss decision to ban the building of further minarets, there was not a word from the same for the continued denial of the right to worship freely for religious minorities across the Muslim-majority world.

In Egypt, the Coptic Orthodox Christian minority make up some 10% of the population; yet they continue to face hostility and persecution, largely whipped up by the Islamists. Writing in the New York Times, Daniel Williams observes the double-standards of the leaders of the Islamic community in condemning the Swiss referendum on minarets, whilst remaining silent about the continued denial of Egypt’s Coptic Christian minority’s right to worship in peace:

On a side street in the far northeast Cairo suburb of Ain Shams, the door of a five-story former underwear factory is padlocked.

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Gordon Brown’s bounced cheque

Seems like Gordon Brown isn’t just incompetent when it comes to running the nation’s finances, apparently he couldn’t even keep his own affairs in order at university.

His old landlord tells the Telegraph about the time his £3 rent cheque bounced. If you’re that way inclined, you can buy it on ebay here.

Brown cheque

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Started With the Desert

A paean to the magnificence of Saudi Arabia by a Pakistani boy-band from 1992. Enjoy.

No houses were in desert
No parks were in desert
No roads were in desert
No cars were in desert
The flower, the water, the parks in the desert!

We love King Fahd!
We love King Fahd!
We love King Fahd!
We love King Fahd!

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Index On Self-Censorship?

An internal debate at Index on Censorship has gone public. The new edition of the magazine carries an interview with Jytte Klausen about her book on the Danish cartoons controversy and the kerfuffle with Yale University Press which at the last minute refused to publish them. Jo Glanville (editor of Index on Censorship) wanted to publish one of the cartoons to illustrate the interview.

The board of IoE refused Glanville and decided not to publish. Here is one of the leading free speech organizations censoring itself on an issue over which it has been highly critical of other organizations. Kenan Malik, a Board member, was not present at the meeting when this matter was decided but, rightly, kicked up a stink when he found out what had gone on. He agreed not to resign so long as this did not remain simply an internal debate.

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Friday Caption Competition – 18/12/09

Right folks, this is your last one before Christmas.

This week we give you George Galloway who recently led a RESPECT Party delegation to Bangladesh.

elephantgeorge

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