Category Archives: Misc

Burkha Fashion Show

By Effendi | Published: December 10, 2009

Bill Maher’s perfectly pitched satire is just the right mix of “offensive and hilarious”.

Burkhas designed by Donna Koran and Muslim Dior (he used to be Christian Dior but he reverted).

hat tip: Abdul Hamid al Leytonstoni

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That Monday morning feeling

By Effendi | Published: November 30, 2009

It’s Monday. It’s raining. Urgh.

Have a good week folks.

sisyphus

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Enter The Clowns

By Abu Faris | Published: November 24, 2009

If confirmation was needed, the recent decision of the Sudanese President, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, not to travel to Copenhagen for the UN climate change summit “in retaliation” for Danish cartoons depictions of the prophet Muhammad underscores the widely-held view that the Sudanese Islamist regime is packed with thugs, crooks and terminally dim buffoons.

The Sudanese head of state faces an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court (ICC) last March accusing him of orchestrating war crimes in Darfur. Despite making several trips in the region, Bashir has so far avoided all states that have ratified the ICC statute.

However the threat of arrest is not what deters the President. At least not according to the loud-mouthed Sudanese ambassador to the UN, Abdel-Mahmood Abdel-Haleem. The ambassador is a man known for living in a hallucinogenic atmosphere of hyperbole on a planet far, far removed from reality. Speaking to BBC World’s Hardtalk,  Abdel-Haleem became characteristically over-excited:

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The Stoning

By Faisal | Published: October 4, 2009

Some Sunday night levity for you: the stoning scene from The Life of Brian, as performed by a bunch of blaspheming kuffaar English comedians.

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Ramadan Mubarak

By admin | Published: August 21, 2009

To all of our readers,

We at the Spittoon would like to wish you a very blessed Ramadan.

You may not all agree with our views and you may not all agree with how we choose to express them, but we hope that you will accept our avowal that this is a blog written out of sincerity, not bitterness, and with a genuine concern to make things better.

At least, we trust, there can be agreement on this being a time of the year to remember the pettiness of any differences we may have and to prioritise those things in life which matter much more.

كل عام وانتم بخير
(Kullu ‘aam wa antum bikhair)

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We’re coming Idrees sahib…

By Guest | Published: August 7, 2009

This is a Guest post by “The Arabian Neocon”

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This is Muhammad Idrees Ahmad – the sad and snotty little man behind the Neocon Europe website. It’s one thing to ‘expose’ people – but in his pursuit of information, Idrees crossed all bounds, harassing the friends, families and employers of my neocon friends. It will not stand.

Idrees, before he pissed me off

Idrees, before he pissed me off

This is just a quick message to say “The Arabian Neocon” will publish an expose of him on this website soon.

We’re coming for you sunshine.

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Monday humour

By Shikwa | Published: July 20, 2009

Cartoonists are very clever, aren’t they? I saw this and it made me laugh. I thought I would share it with you.

Iran Mullahs

From The Times.

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The Arabs Remember Michael Jackson

By Shikwa | Published: June 27, 2009

Not really, but its a good excuse to post this video…

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The king is dead

By Shikwa | Published: June 25, 2009

All the news stations seem to be reporting that Michael Jackson has died. A respected celebrity gossip site in America, TMZ, says:

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.

We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

Of course, off-stage Jacko was embroiled in endless controversy and it’s clear he was a man haunted by some dark demons.

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Do Muslims have Special Needs?

By Guest | Published: June 9, 2009

This is a guest post by Ibn Khaldun
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Are Muslims a ‘special needs’ case?

An increasing amount of attention and tax payers’ money is being paid towards initiatives which focus on Muslim issues. Muslim participation in politics, Muslim achievement in education, Muslim women’s participation in mainstream life etc. etc. No other faith group or ethnic group is being lavished with such attention and funds. We now even have the YMAG (Young Muslim Advisory Group) which allows young Muslims in sit in on government consultations and put their views directly to Ministers. There is a whole plethora of initiatives to train Imams, to teach them English and about British society in general.

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