of course, nobody should be surprised that when a natural disaster occurs, the usual suspects jump on the bandwagon to explain why it proves their wacky theologies and that G!D Is Having a good old Smite at people of whom they disapprove or, alternatively, that it’s all part of the dastardly plans of the illuminati or reptilian space overlords.

a reptilian overlord yesterday
anyway, we’ve had boobquake, gayquake and immorality-inspired flooding so, predictably, our new icelandic friend eyjafjallajökull has been pressed into surface for this purpose, proving variously that:
1. we should never have turned on that large hadron collider
2. iceland is being too tolerant of neo-paganism and europe of gay rights
3. G!D Disapproves of “obamacare”
4. people are having a go at the pope
5. aliens (or satan) are doing space paintings with ufos