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Pickles “Curry College” Integration Strategy

Eric Pickles, the Conservative UK secretary of state, has plans to build a “curry college” to train unemployed British youth to cook pakora, the samosa and the chicken biriyani to replace cooks formerly hired from Bangladesh, India and Pakistan.

While this is a good initiative for the British workforce, let’s hope it doesn’t turn into this:

The new “curry college” initiative is bound to generate hilarity. No scheme which Pickles leads will fail to engender a good deal of good humoured ribaldry, but there is a serious side to these plans.

In addition to the jobs angle, this initiative also has some worthwhile and far reaching motives for the increasing integration. So instead of the New Labour language of “promoting local community cohesion” will be simpler and tighter ideas like “promoting integration” and increasing “tolerance” as the new watchwords.

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Pakistan’s list of banned words met with ridicule

Officials from the Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) have demanded that mobile operators ban text messages which contain ‘offensive’ words. The PTA have drafted a list of some 1500 words and phrases in English and another of 1000 words in Urdu. The list has become an international talking point online while the words on the list have trended on Twitter.

After serious deliberation and consultation, officials from the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have come up with more than 50 phrases using the word “fuck” and 17 involving “butt”.

The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including “flatulence”, “deposit” and “fondle”. Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers.

Among the more printable terms are “strap-on”, “beat your meat”, “crotch rot”, “love pistol”, “pocket pool” and “quickie”.

By and large the reaction has been ridicule and all of it directed at the PTA. Not least from Pakistanis themselves:

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Put Babar Ahmad on trial in the UK

Babar Ahmed should not be extradited to the USA. He should be tried here in the UK. Hannah Stuart reads him the Terrorism Act:

Regular readers of HJS will know it’s not often I find myself in agreement with either the Federation of Student Islamic Societies (FOSIS), the umbrella group for Islamic societies that in the words of the Prevent strategy, “has not always fully challenged terrorist and extremist ideology within the higher and further education sectors”; or even CagePrisoners, former Guantanamo inmate Moazzam Begg’s advocacy group with a history of supporting radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki killed in a US-drone strike in September.

But this morning I found myself becoming the 120,748th person to sign an e-petition calling for Babar Ahmad, currently fighting extradition to the US on terrorism offences, to be tried in the UK, a campaign which both groups strenuously support. Ahmad, who’s been held in maximum security prisons for seven years without trial, is waiting for a final ruling on his case from the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR).

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Charlie Hebdo, Free Speech, and Islam

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Aymenn Jawad Al-Tamimi has an important and well-argued piece on the Charlie Hebdo firebombing and the failure of the liberal-left to stand up for it’s own liberal traditions. Last time it was the Guardian which capitulated to religious obscurantism in reaction to the Mo Toons. This time round it’s Time magazine (yes, that esteemed current affairs journal) which propped up a disgusting and cowardly justification of the incident by Bruce Crumley, on the basis that Muslims should not be expected to tolerate any form of offence to their prophet or their religious politics; not so much because Charlie Hebdo crossed the line of offence but because Muslims are incapable of rational self-critique. Disrespect Muslims at your peril. They might be inarticulate by ‘our’ standards, implies Crumley, but violence is the lingo of the offence takers.

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Why we have to get over our fear of Islamophobia

Rania Hafez

When this article was published this morning, the subs at the Indpendent gave it the title ‘Why we have to get over our fear of Islamophobia‘. Twelve hours later, they’ve renamed it to ‘Islamophobia: Why we have to get over our fears‘. Whatever they choose to call it, this is an amazing article. The author of the piece is Rania Hafez, a teacher educator and academic and founder and director of ‘Muslim Women in Education’.

‘Islamophobia is the new racism’ is now a seeming truism, or so Baroness Warsi and many others would have us believe. She claims that Islamophobia has ‘passed the dinner table test’ and that anti-Muslim prejudice is now normal and uncontroversial in respectable society. Warsi’s views are echoed by many British Muslims, who claim to experience such prejudice daily.

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The Return of Goebbels

Sarmila Bose, the Indian genocide denial merchant, has made it her life’s work to disguise the unholy stench of genocide with the air freshener of insipid historical revision. With the International Crimes Tribunal underway in Bangladesh to try 4 leaders of Jamaat-e-Islam, Sarmila Bose’s efforts to deny the crimes of these genocidaires is more in the public eye than ever thanks to her efforts with various lobby groups. Bose’s revisionism of Pakistan’s culpability in the genocide of 1971 is hardly in danger of gaining acceptance. But the one thing her work has in its favour are her formidable networking skills with high-powered friends in high-powered places from patronage by the American right-wing think tank – such as the Woodrow Wilson Foundation. Unfortunately for Ms Bose, it doesn’t take much to discern between credible historical revision and a woefully biased hack job.

Here’s an understated savaging of Bose’s thesis by Maskwaith Ahsan:

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SpinWatch Retracts Support for Bob Lambert

SpinWatch, which is run by Professor David Miller of Strathclyde University, has a disgraceful record of attacks on Muslim liberals who oppose terrorist attacks. Furthermore, Miller’s site presented the views of the prominent neo-Nazi academic Kevin MacDonald, to explain the political behaviour of Jews.

Last week SpinWatch gave Bob Lambert space on their website to apologise for his “former” career as a Police spy. But that was then. It now transpires that SpinWatch has retracted its support for Lambert in a new statement. The reasons for their abrupt turnaround are these:

The delay of the publication coincided with the publication of the SpinWatch open letter and a comment piece by Lambert himself. This was followed by a flurry of stories in the Guardian featuring further details about his infiltration and the damage done by the 18 month relationship he pursued as part of his cover (for an overview see the Lewis and Evans’ Undercover blog).

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Who Betrayed Raed Salah?

This short, succinct film was sent to us by an anonymous genius. It is based on the Home Office’s decision to ban the Palestinian hate-preacher and anti-semitic religious leader, Raed Salah, from the UK.

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Livingstone: The Police Spy Who Loved Me

Martin Bright has an amusing piece on Ken Livingstone’s new auto-hagiography, Ken thinks he was never wrong. I beg to differ. Livingstone unkindly calls Bright a “minor intellectual”, an appellation Bright reclaims.

This is Bright on Livingstone’s favourite Islamist copper, Bob Lambert:

Bob Lambert, the Islamist copper, completed his doctorate on his own police work when he left the force but soon established himself as a regular Guardian commentator. He also set up the European Muslim Centre at Exeter University, with money from the Islamist Cordoba Foundation and Islam Expo, although he had to issue an apology for the first piece of work there after complaints from councillors in east London and local MP Jim Fitzpatrick who were wrongly described as Islamphobic.

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Support Charlie Hebdo

100 lashes if you don't die of laughter

From the Huffington Post:

The Paris office of the satirical French MagazineCharlie Hebdo has been firebombed and its website has been hacked. It follows the announcement thatthe magazine would be ‘guest edited’ by the Prophet Muhammad.

It has been reported that the office was gutted by fire at around 1:00am Paris time, but there were no injuries.

Patrick Pelloux, a witness to the attack, told the AFP news agency that a molotov cocktail was thrown through the window.

“Everything was destroyed,” he said.

According to the Associated Press the director of the magazine said “the material damages are large”.

On Tuesday the magazine said that the Prophet Muhammad would be editing the magazine in “honour” of Islam’s role in this year’s uprisings in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya and other Islamic countries.

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