Author Archives: Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri

Friday Caption Contest 09/11/2012

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: November 9, 2012

Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA

It’s back. Now it’s over to you.

Posted in Caption Competition | 11 Responses

The Ignorant Racism of Asghar Bukhari and MPACUK

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: October 8, 2012

Have a look at this exchange on facebook conducted between Musa Ibraheem, an American Muslim of mixed race ethnicity with Asghar Bukhari and his chums from MPACUK – regarding the use of the N-word. Mr Ibrahim identifies and deals with Bukhari’s racism so completely, there is little else to add. But Asghar is convinced he is justified to call a man a “nigger” because he has seen it used in a film biopic of Malcolm X, and even then, mistakenly so.

Posted in Islamism, Nutters, Racism | 36 Responses

How to win votes and influence people

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: April 3, 2012

By following two simple rules:

1) Invoke the “Eternal punishment of Allah” on people if they don’t vote for you:

2) Out-Muslim and out-Pakistani your Muslim opponent by claiming not to drink alcohol and insinuate the other guy is a lesser Muslim and unfit for public office because he might.

“Let me point out to all the Muslim brothers and sisters what I stand for. I, George Galloway, do not drink alcohol and never have. Ask yourself if the other candidate [the Labour candidate, Imran Hussain] in this election can say that truthfully. I, George Galloway, have fought for the Muslims at home and abroad, all my life, and paid a price for it. I, George Galloway, hold Pakistan’s highest civil awards.”

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRespect! Praise be to Allah!

Posted in Drollery, Religious Right Wing | 23 Responses

Caption Contest 30/03/2012

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: March 30, 2012

George Galloway wins Bradford West by-election on the RESPECT ticket.

Posted in Caption Competition | 9 Responses

An Edifying Exchange

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: December 4, 2011

Following are excerpts from a debate on the Jordanian JoSat TV channel on the crisis in Syria, including Muhammad As’ad Bayoudh Al-Tamimi, a Palestinian-Jordanian politician of the Umma movement, and Mahmoud Al-Bastanjani, a member of the Jordanian Ba’th Party. The debate aired on November 29, 2011 and was posted on the Internet.

It takes all of five minutes of a bad tempered exchange before the two men are at each other’s throats.

Posted in Media | 1 Response

Same shitheads. Different name?

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: November 10, 2011

Oh no. Not again! [rolls eyes heavenwards]

What is the point of banning an organisation when it will only reappear with the same personnel under a different name?

So far they’ve come up with:

  • Al-Muhajiroun
  • Al Ghurabaa
  • Islam4UK
  • Call to Submission
  • Islamic Path
  • London School of Sharia
  • The Saved Sect or Saviour Sect

Help out Andy Choudary and the girls. What should be the name of their next incarnation?

The Yasmin Fostok Fanclub

Posted in Farce, Obscurantism | 36 Responses

The Halal McCarthyism of Spymaster Bob Lambert

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: October 23, 2011

Here’s some fly-on-the-wall film footage of when Inayat Bunglawalalaland and Mohammed Ali Harrathnophobia had to convince a senior IFE cadre that it was necessary to continue supporting the McCarthyist infiltration of their Islamist groups by police spies.

[Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental. No Islamic extremists were hurt during the making of this film]

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Caption Contest 07/10/2011

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: October 7, 2011

There are no gays in Iran because…

Posted in Caption Competition | 1 Response

Caption Contest 30/09/2011

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: September 30, 2011

(check out the hands of the sailors in the distance)

Posted in Caption Competition | 3 Responses

Caption Competition 16/09/2011

By Abdul Hamid al Manchesteri | Published: September 16, 2011

You know what to do…

Posted in Caption Competition | 7 Responses

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