Following are excerpts from a debate on the Jordanian JoSat TV channel on the crisis in Syria, including Muhammad As’ad Bayoudh Al-Tamimi, a Palestinian-Jordanian politician of the Umma movement, and Mahmoud Al-Bastanjani, a member of the Jordanian Ba’th Party. The debate aired on November 29, 2011 and was posted on the Internet.
It takes all of five minutes of a bad tempered exchange before the two men are at each other’s throats.
Oh no. Not again! [rolls eyes heavenwards]
What is the point of banning an organisation when it will only reappear with the same personnel under a different name?
So far they’ve come up with:
Help out Andy Choudary and the girls. What should be the name of their next incarnation?
The Yasmin Fostok Fanclub
Here’s some fly-on-the-wall film footage of when Inayat Bunglawalalaland and Mohammed Ali Harrathnophobia had to convince a senior IFE cadre that it was necessary to continue supporting the McCarthyist infiltration of their Islamist groups by police spies.
[Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental. No Islamic extremists were hurt during the making of this film]
There are no gays in Iran because…
(check out the hands of the sailors in the distance)
Ramadan begins tonight and we’d like to wish our Muslim readers all the very best for the month ahead.
Palestinian Prime Minister in Gaza Strip, Ismail Haniya welcomed members of the “Miles of Smiles 3″ aid convoy in his office in Gaza city on June 20,2011. One of them happens to be Muhammed Ali Harrath, iEngage’s sugar daddy.
Tarek Fatah writes:
“Just when you thought news from the Islamic Republic of Pakistan could not shock us any more, here is a report about a man caught in a private moment with a donkey. The poor donkey is then declared to be an adulteress (Kari) by a village council who have the animal shot dead for the act of illicit sex. The donkey’s lover is reported to have gone into hiding.”
He is referring to this true story:
SUKKUR: Incredible though it may sound, a donkey was declared ‘Kari’ and shot dead here in a remote area on Monday. The Jirga imposed 110,000 rupees fine on the alleged ‘Karo’.
The reports said that in Village Ghahi Khan Jatoi, a villager Ghazi Khan alias Malang shot dead his donkey on being ‘Kari’ with Sikandar Ali alias Deedo. He attempted to kill Sikander too but the alleged Karo managed to escape and surrendered himself to an influential person of the area.
Some funny observations by American comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
You may be a Taliban if…
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbour’s goat.
