Caption Competition – 13/05/11

You know the drill.

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7 Comments

  1. Tariq Ramaturd
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:10 AM | Permalink

    “Aaah, it’s great having the Pakistani miskeen do all your work for you. Where’s the noise of a helicopter coming from?”

  2. Abu Wannabe Arab
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 1:52 PM | Permalink

    Need to take a break after doing all three wives in a single night, gosh I’m a true Mujahid.

  3. Gerrit
    Posted May 22, 2011 at 6:55 PM | Permalink

    Is this it?
    One can a day and no houris?
    I’ve been conned.

  4. gerrit
    Posted May 23, 2011 at 8:54 PM | Permalink

    Even Paradise is not spared by the tory spending cuts.
    Allah has turned the tap off on rivers of wine and shaheeds now only get one can of lager a day.

  5. Abu Faris
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 4:29 AM | Permalink

    Bloody ISI! They promised, I swear by Allah, that there would be a jacuzzi and as much Indian imported lager as I could quaff! Bastards! All I get is an ill-fitted tub, some bubble bath and a can of Kestrel. Last time I make jihad for these tight-wads, I can tell you. I am not amused.

  6. intheshareeeeeeeeyaa
    Posted August 9, 2011 at 12:38 PM | Permalink
  7. Muslim Atheist
    Posted August 9, 2011 at 12:52 PM | Permalink

    The previous caption writer is obviously overjoyed by the amount of loot he has just nicked from his local JD Sports.

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