Heeeeeere’s Mahdi!

From a televised Peace TV extravaganza:

A man steps up to the mike and reveals himself on live TV as Imam Mahdi, herald to the Second Coming of Jesus Christ the Messiah .

Hilarity and confusion ensues as the smug beardy presenter gleefully explains why the man can’t be the Mahdi – he can’t speak Arabic.

But is that the only doctrinal proof of the personage of the Mahdi? Surely Jesus, who spoke Aramaic in his last worldly appearance, would be “cosmic” enough to know that the best way to communicate to the Southasian Peace TV audience would be in English.

Even Zakir Naik would know to do that.

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7 Comments

  1. dawood
    Posted June 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM | Permalink

    I’m convinced the member of the audience shown in the video at 1:48 is the Mahdi. And I’m sure I’ve seen him in Walthamstow.

  2. Abu Faris
    Posted June 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM | Permalink

    I once saw the Mahdi in a chip shop on the Chesterfield Road in Sheffield… or was it Elvis?

  3. daniel buck
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 5:14 AM | Permalink

    this fraud is not the mahdi if you want to know who the final imam is check out http://www.imammahdhiarrival.com his name is eliyahu hakohen and he is here to clense the houses of worship for islam, christianity and judaism

  4. Abu Faris
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 6:01 AM | Permalink

    No, Daniel – the Mahdi is a bus driver on the Number One route from Henbury to the Horsemarket in Bristol. I know it is he, because he did not abuse me when I did not have the right change.

  5. dawood
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 12:49 PM | Permalink

    “as the smug beardy presenter gleefully explains “

    There are two smug beardy presenters in that video. The one with the Australian accent was fucking rude.

  6. qidniz
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 3:25 PM | Permalink

    The one with the Australian accent was fucking rude.

    Looks a lot like Abdur Raheem Green to me.

  7. Abu Faris
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 9:37 PM | Permalink

    qidniz

    Peace TV have this of Green. In part:

    Lanky, blonde, green-eyed, 33-years-old Abdur Rahim Green appears to be a character straight out of a Hollywood movie Ben Hur.

    If that was not enough, how about:

    He wears a look that instantly evokes comparison with the popular portrayal of the Prophet Jesus (Pbuh) in the imagery of Christian Europe.

    Perhaps Abdur Raheem is the Mahdi?

    http://www.peacetv.in/sp-abdurraheem_green.php

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