Comments on: The Friday Caption Competition

By: abdullah

abdullah — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:18:23 +0000

“OMG Look! there’s Facile Gazi and David P! How did they get in here?
And why is David P’s private part in Facile’s mouth?”

By: Gordy

Gordy — Sun, 31 May 2009 21:51:16 +0000

Pull my finger.

By: Al Baghdadi

Al Baghdadi — Sat, 30 May 2009 16:29:18 +0000

“An awful man called Christopher Hitchens called me ‘preposterous and sinister’*. I’m not sinister. I’m not sinister. Uncle Daud, am I sinister? See, only Uncle Daud says he can be sinister. Not me. Uncle Bari, am I preposterous? Am I? No I’m not. See Uncle Bari doesn’t think I’m preposterous.”

*”A preposterous and sinister individual named Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain and a man with a public record of support for Osama bin Laden, was made a convener of Blair’s task force on extremism despite his stated belief that the BBC and the rest of the media are ‘Zionist controlled.” – Christopher Hitchens

By: Raziq

Raziq — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:14:56 +0000

How dare the Guardian not print my latest article!

By: Shikwa

Shikwa — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:28:42 +0000

Inayat opened the bidding for a night with Qaradawi at the annual MCB auction.

By: Jawab-shikwa

Jawab-shikwa — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:17:50 +0000

Salam to Muslim and death to kafir

Allah is political

By: habibi

habibi — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:32:50 +0000

Right, I’ve finished reading the morning papers. Ten barrels of green ink please!

By: Al Baghdadi

Al Baghdadi — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:30:55 +0000

Inayat had spotted Hazel Blears in the audience at the MCB annual function.
“There she is! Security! Security! There in the second row! Get her out!!”

By: Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:34:10 +0000

“I didn’t stab him, guv, honest! He walked towards me and my knife pushed him on the side of the head! And then he fell over!”

Hat tip: Tayyib Muqeem.

By: Shikwa

Shikwa — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:32:52 +0000

…and then, I swear, one of them started shape shifting right before my very eyes!

By: P.B.L.B.

P.B.L.B. — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:14:10 +0000

I've long since come to accept that *nothing* I say will be as funny as the stuff that Bungle comes out with!

By: habibi

habibi — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:05:36 +0000

These Zionist mind rays, they really hurt!

By: The Great Satan

The Great Satan — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:27:08 +0000

Oh my god, I just realised the seating arrangment isnt segregated! Women to the left and men to the right, NOW!

By: Ibn Khaldun

Ibn Khaldun — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:06:15 +0000

I am the Muslim Mr Bean or
I only stabbed him 6 times or
Don’t blame Muslims were all innocent blame the Zionists or
I’ve changed now look I’m moderate you need me.

Sorry got a bit carried away there.