I am the Muslim Mr Bean or
I only stabbed him 6 times or
Don’t blame Muslims were all innocent blame the Zionists or
I’ve changed now look I’m moderate you need me.
“An awful man called Christopher Hitchens called me ‘preposterous and sinister’*. I’m not sinister. I’m not sinister. Uncle Daud, am I sinister? See, only Uncle Daud says he can be sinister. Not me. Uncle Bari, am I preposterous? Am I? No I’m not. See Uncle Bari doesn’t think I’m preposterous.”
*”A preposterous and sinister individual named Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain and a man with a public record of support for Osama bin Laden, was made a convener of Blair’s task force on extremism despite his stated belief that the BBC and the rest of the media are ‘Zionist controlled.” – Christopher Hitchens
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I am the Muslim Mr Bean or
I only stabbed him 6 times or
Don’t blame Muslims were all innocent blame the Zionists or
I’ve changed now look I’m moderate you need me.
Sorry got a bit carried away there.
Oh my god, I just realised the seating arrangment isnt segregated! Women to the left and men to the right, NOW!
These Zionist mind rays, they really hurt!
I’ve long since come to accept that *nothing* I say will be as funny as the stuff that Bungle comes out with!
…and then, I swear, one of them started shape shifting right before my very eyes!
“I didn’t stab him, guv, honest! He walked towards me and my knife pushed him on the side of the head! And then he fell over!”
Hat tip: Tayyib Muqeem.
Inayat had spotted Hazel Blears in the audience at the MCB annual function.
“There she is! Security! Security! There in the second row! Get her out!!”
Right, I’ve finished reading the morning papers. Ten barrels of green ink please!
Salam to Muslim and death to kafir
Allah is political
Inayat opened the bidding for a night with Qaradawi at the annual MCB auction.
How dare the Guardian not print my latest article!
“An awful man called Christopher Hitchens called me ‘preposterous and sinister’*. I’m not sinister. I’m not sinister. Uncle Daud, am I sinister? See, only Uncle Daud says he can be sinister. Not me. Uncle Bari, am I preposterous? Am I? No I’m not. See Uncle Bari doesn’t think I’m preposterous.”
*”A preposterous and sinister individual named Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain and a man with a public record of support for Osama bin Laden, was made a convener of Blair’s task force on extremism despite his stated belief that the BBC and the rest of the media are ‘Zionist controlled.” – Christopher Hitchens
Pull my finger.
“OMG Look! there’s Facile Gazi and David P! How did they get in here?
And why is David P’s private part in Facile’s mouth?”