The Friday Caption Competition

As ever, captions in the comments section below. Best one wins our praise and admiration.

Inayat Bunglawala

Inayat Bunglawala

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14 Comments

  1. Ibn Khaldun
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM | Permalink

    I am the Muslim Mr Bean or
    I only stabbed him 6 times or
    Don’t blame Muslims were all innocent blame the Zionists or
    I’ve changed now look I’m moderate you need me.

    Sorry got a bit carried away there.

  2. The Great Satan
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 2:27 PM | Permalink

    Oh my god, I just realised the seating arrangment isnt segregated! Women to the left and men to the right, NOW!

  3. Posted May 29, 2009 at 3:05 PM | Permalink

    These Zionist mind rays, they really hurt!

  4. Posted May 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM | Permalink

    I’ve long since come to accept that *nothing* I say will be as funny as the stuff that Bungle comes out with!

  5. Posted May 29, 2009 at 4:32 PM | Permalink

    …and then, I swear, one of them started shape shifting right before my very eyes!

  6. Inspector Gadget
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 4:34 PM | Permalink

    “I didn’t stab him, guv, honest! He walked towards me and my knife pushed him on the side of the head! And then he fell over!”

    Hat tip: Tayyib Muqeem.

  7. Al Baghdadi
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 5:30 PM | Permalink

    Inayat had spotted Hazel Blears in the audience at the MCB annual function.
    “There she is! Security! Security! There in the second row! Get her out!!”

  8. Posted May 29, 2009 at 5:32 PM | Permalink

    Right, I’ve finished reading the morning papers. Ten barrels of green ink please!

  9. Jawab-shikwa
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM | Permalink

    Salam to Muslim and death to kafir

    Allah is political

  10. Posted May 29, 2009 at 7:28 PM | Permalink

    Inayat opened the bidding for a night with Qaradawi at the annual MCB auction.

  11. Raziq
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 11:14 PM | Permalink

    How dare the Guardian not print my latest article!

  12. Al Baghdadi
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 5:29 PM | Permalink

    “An awful man called Christopher Hitchens called me ‘preposterous and sinister’*. I’m not sinister. I’m not sinister. Uncle Daud, am I sinister? See, only Uncle Daud says he can be sinister. Not me. Uncle Bari, am I preposterous? Am I? No I’m not. See Uncle Bari doesn’t think I’m preposterous.”

    *”A preposterous and sinister individual named Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain and a man with a public record of support for Osama bin Laden, was made a convener of Blair’s task force on extremism despite his stated belief that the BBC and the rest of the media are ‘Zionist controlled.” – Christopher Hitchens

  13. Gordy
    Posted May 31, 2009 at 10:51 PM | Permalink

    Pull my finger.

  14. abdullah
    Posted January 29, 2010 at 5:18 PM | Permalink

    “OMG Look! there’s Facile Gazi and David P! How did they get in here?
    And why is David P’s private part in Facile’s mouth?”

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