Friday Caption Competition – 05/03/2010

This week belongs to the Islamic Forum of Europe and the exposure of their entryist tactics in Tower Hamlets.

The picture below features Abjol Miah (on the right) who helped George Galloway become the MP for Bethnal Green and Bow.

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23 Comments

  1. Numan Wisdom
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 10:28 AM | Permalink

    George Galloway: Abjol who?
    Abjol Miah: Abjol Miah, George. We helped you win this seat, remember George?
    George Galloway: Get off my fucking manor! Security, get rid of these plebs. Detain them and then deport the bastards if you can.

  2. dawood
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 10:37 AM | Permalink

    In other news, Abjol Miah and the IFE gifted George Galloway with a leotard and invited his office to the “Wear a Leotard and Pretend to be a Transvestite Robot” party at the East London Mosque.

  3. J
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 1:35 PM | Permalink

    G’day chaps.
    Erm…’scuse me Effendi, Respectabillia, Bananabrain…anybody ?
    What’s a ‘trackback’, and why don’t we have any ?
    Und warum ist das verboten ?
    Also, am I allowed to comment in this wrong thread, about something lamentably unfinished in another wrong thread ?
    Maybe that’s a trackback?
    Last question…(optional)…I promise. If the pen is mightier than the sword…right…and the pen & ballot box are mightier than Ian Paisley’s knickers…then what’s the keyboard mightier than ?
    Help me out countrymen (& women ?) hym jest an hignorant inglis kafir (two ff’s ?)
    OK I lied about about the last question bit. Woke up this morning brimming over with them.
    Pardon me if I’m on the wrong page altogether, If so, I’ll exit SL momentarily.

  4. Abu Faris
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 1:39 PM | Permalink

    GALLOWAY: Well lads, it appears to be a court summons….

  5. bananabrain
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 1:49 PM | Permalink

    j,

    i’m not sure i know what a trackback is either, not having knowingly used one. but if there’s anything we can do to help, then fair play to yis.

    b’shalom

    bananabrain

  6. bananabrain
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 1:51 PM | Permalink

    galloway: “i see there’s nothing interesting in ‘hatches, matches and dispatches’ this week, but that’s the jc for you”

  7. J
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 2:05 PM | Permalink

    Thanks Bananabrain, and b’shalom to you too.
    I’ll stow the extra bit til later.
    Entry for the fcc. ‘ Who are these people ?’

  8. Posted March 5, 2010 at 2:19 PM | Permalink

    One spring day in 2015.

    Short Guy: It’s a petition started by Sunny Hundal of Pickled Politics to have Gita Sahgal tried in a court of law for sedition. If she’s found guilty, Cageprisoners will officiate the beheading at the Olympic Stadium. Will you sign it?

    Galloway: Sign it? I’ll help Moazzam and the boys along. Give me a pen. Takbir!

    Everyone: Allahu Akbar!

  9. Blabangida
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 2:35 PM | Permalink

    I think you’ve dropped something… looks like a manifesto

  10. bananabrain
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 2:49 PM | Permalink

    “apparently, the council are doing a buy-one-get-one-free offer on votes”

    oh, now i’ve just snorted coffee onto myself, thanks a lot.

    b’shalom

    bananabrain

  11. Abu Faris
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 3:48 PM | Permalink

    GALLOWAY: I think it’s a letter from Brother Wiki:

    “Fusas shuld be posined by the grate mulsims of the Council of Britain Mumslis coz they is not proper Mislums, is it.”

    He’s one of yours, isn’t he, lads?

    {Assembled Bruvvas all look at feet}

  12. T2
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 8:35 PM | Permalink

    galloway: oh goodness, it’s the bangladeshi flag! ALL TRODDEN UPON here in altab ali park…

    abjol: yeah, the pakistanis walked all over it during the vaisaakhi mela earlier. tut, tut.

    galloway: we shall give it a funeral burial and erect a shohid minar on this very spot to commemorate this grieving tragedy.

    minutes silence follows while the bangla anthem plays and the british flag flies at half mast… only to be rudely interrupted by the adhan from a nearby masjid/mosque.

    tashaya!

  13. Abu Faris
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 9:14 PM | Permalink

    Who is this cretin?

  14. Abul Kalam
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 10:42 PM | Permalink

    “minutes silence follows while the bangla anthem plays and the british flag flies at half mast… only to be rudely interrupted by the adhan from a nearby masjid/mosque.”

    Suddenly, the silence is broken by the sound of police sirens drawing closer and closer. The crowd looks around and see police cars pull up and rush into the ELM building. After a short while, armed police and security forces walk handcuffed individuals forlornly out of the LMC building in single file and into police cars.

    The crowd of white, Bengali and Somali people shout in jubilation, and jeer at the arrested IFE and ELM folks. The entire population of Tower Hamlets party and revel throughout the rest of the night, relieved and jubilant that the IFE Jamaati fascists have finally been kicked out of Tower Hamlets.

  15. T2
    Posted March 6, 2010 at 12:47 AM | Permalink

    boorriing… (yawn)

  16. mansur
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 12:50 PM | Permalink

    1) What happened to last week’s Sunny Hundial caption competition ? Its been deleted. Why ? Presumably Spitoon realised Sunny isnt a Muslim

    2) The big news this week re: Muslims was the arrival of nazi Geert Wilders in the UK. But Spitoon would never of course allow their hero Wilders to be mocked. Instead they do a caption competition mocking a Muslim (Abjol Miah) who no one has ever heard of.

    Laughable

  17. dawood
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 1:57 PM | Permalink

    Sunny Hundial M for Murder?

  18. Posted March 15, 2010 at 2:00 PM | Permalink

    ” The big news this week re: Muslims was the arrival of nazi Geert Wilders in the UK. But Spitoon would never of course allow their hero Wilders to be mocked. “

    If it’s so big, why aren’t MPACuk, Bungle’s iEngage or Isalmistphobia-Watch not covering it? They’re secret admirers of Geerti-boy, by their omission, too?

  19. Posted March 15, 2010 at 2:26 PM | Permalink

    Laughable? I nearly diedable.

  20. marwan
    Posted April 25, 2010 at 6:27 PM | Permalink

    The picture below features Abjol Miah

    Abjol Miah!?!! WTF!! “Abjol” ROFLMAO Abjol

    These East Pakistanis cant even say or spell the name Abdul correctly!!!!

    Hinduised peasants!

  21. marwan
    Posted June 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM | Permalink

    “Abjol watch out for these East Pakistani voters; they are a treacherous lot. They voted Mujibur Rahman in with a huge majority in 1971 then a few years later murdered him and his family in cold blood”

  22. dawood
    Posted June 25, 2010 at 1:51 PM | Permalink

    So on April 25, marwan is calling Abjol Miah and his Bangladeshi supporters in East London “Hinduised peasants” and “East Pakistanis”. And on June 25, he’s calling them a “treachourous lot”.

    Is anyone surprised by the shameless racism of these Islamists anymore?

  23. qidniz
    Posted June 25, 2010 at 2:21 PM | Permalink

    Hinduised peasants!

    It seems Marwan is yet another pathetic Pakistani who can’t stand it that he wasn’t born Arab.

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