This week we return to an old favourite here at the Spittoon, Azad Ali. Last night we received some fantastic news about Ali. Even the most litigant friendly of libel judges, Mr Justice Eady, could not find in his favour when he tried to sue the Mail on Sunday after they exposed his writings in support of killing British troops in Iraq. In fact, Eady said Ali’s case displayed “an absence of reality”.
Someone should send him to the stocks…oh!
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“But… I paid all the court costs up front to Dean and Dean … what do you mean it has disappeared… no I don’t have any money… surely we can come to some other arrangement…”
In other news, the inhabitants of Tower Hamlets show John Denham how to deal with traitorous Islamists.
Next, John Denham.
azad ali makes his pitch for the “azad ali avenue” road sign.
Oh well, you lose some and you winsome. Bungles has won his libel case against the Mail on Sunday: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/adviser-accepets-damages-over-newspapers-alqaida-claims-1883027.html
The Daily Mail and Bungles: a self-referential marriage of convenience.
You mean like Harry’s Place and the Daily Express, thereby Daily Express and the BNP
The Harry’s Place fantasy for all Muslims
Houriya Ahmed’s boss Douglas Murray’s policy begins to be implemented
“It is late in the day, but Europe still has time to turn around the demographic time-bomb which will soon see a number of our largest cities fall to Muslim majorities. It has to. All immigration into Europe from Muslim countries must stop…. Conditions for Muslims in Europe must be made harder across the board: Europe must look like a less attractive proposition.”"
Facile Gazi “Massa I did what you said. I got the bad Moslem and put him in the stocks. Did I do good massa? suck suck lick lick”
David Pube “Yes Gassy but there is one more thing. You know how much I love Morissey- put on THAT track”
Facile Gazi “No massa I beg you not that -anything but that!”
David Pube “Gassy! Do it NOW!”
Facile Gazi “OK massa” (bows head) “whatever you say”
Puts CD in machine and starts playing
thinks “why does massa Pube like such a racist anti-Bengali artist and support a racist apartheid state like Israel?”
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Bengali in Platforms by Morrisey
Bengali, Bengali
Bengali, Bengali
No no no
He does not want to depress you
Oh no no no no no
He only wants to impress you
Oh..
Bengali in platforms
He only wants to embrace your culture
And to be your friend forever
Forever
Bengali, Bengali
Bengali, Bengali
Oh, shelve your Western plans
And understand
David Pube “Gazi sing!”
Facile Gassy (head bowed) “Yes massa”
That life is hard enough when you belong here
A silver-studded rim that glistens
And an ankle-star that … blinds me
A lemon sole so very high
Which only reminds me; to tell you
Break the news gently
Break the news to him gently
“Shelve your plans; shelve your plans, shelve them”
Bengali, Bengali
It’s the touchy march of time that binds you
Don’t blame me
Don’t hate me
Just because I’m the one to tell you
That life is hard enough when you belong here
That life is hard enough when you belong here
Oh…
Shelve your Western plans
Oh…
Shelve your Western plans
‘Cause life is hard enough when you belong
Life is hard enough when you belong here
Oh…
Shelve your Western plans
Oh…
Shelve your best friends
‘Cause life is hard when you belong here
Oh…
Life is hard enough when you belong
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David Pube “I LOVE Morrisey – dont you Gassy?..well ?”
Facile Gazi (tearfully) “Yes massa”
David Pube “what did this song teach you gassy”
Facile Gazi (weeping) “Life is hard enough when you belong”
David Pube “Good! next time we’ll listen to “Asian Rut” LOL
Facile Gazi (utterly dejected) “Yes massa”
And I thought Lee John Barnes of the BNP was a bitter, twisted, humourless toerag. abdullah wins hands down on that front though.