Earlier today the Spittoon received this undercover footage of the MCB Christmas party, where it seems like things got a bit out of hand.
Oh my.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Alhamdu’Lilah honour for these people is with their Lord, a Lord who promises you recompense for the mockery, defamation, jest and hurt you cause them, their families and the communities they devotedly serve…
‘And there are some people who say: We believe in Allah and the last day; and they are not at all believers. They desire to deceive Allah and those who believe, and they deceive only themselves and they do not perceive. There is a disease in their hearts, so Allah added to their disease and they shall have a painful chastisement because they lied.And when it is said to them, Do not make mischief in the land, they say: We are but reformers.Now surely they themselves are the mischief makers, but they do not perceive. And when it is said to them: Believe as the people believe they say: Shall we believe as the fools believe? Now surely they themselves are the fools, but they do not know.And when they meet those who believe, they say: We believe; and when they are alone with their Shaitans, they say: Surely we are with you, we were only mocking. Allah shall pay them back their mockery, and He leaves them alone in their inordinacy, blindly wandering on!’ [Al-Qur'an 2:8-15]
Ya Yaseen,
I am sure the Unseen has a sense of humour.
After all, He gave us Islamists.
Haha! Genius!
Ooooooh! That’s bad, come on guys.
Very apt verse from the Book of Allah Yaseen, yes Munafiqoon Spittoon do you think your insults, vilification and offence towards stalwart civic workers, activists and servants who voluntarily serve thier communities to seek the pleasure of Allah and by consequence the hurt caused to their parents, families and friends will go unanswered in this life and the next??? No Douglas, Houriya et al, it will be answered by He who they worship through thier service, Insha’Allah this will only increase their status as organic and credible representatives.
Who put this together?
I would love to see an inorganic representative. A non carbon-based Bungles?
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inorganic
How can someone (organic or not) be a representative without credibility?
Do try to make sense, old bean.
Abu Faris how can you be a moronic knobhead and a munafiq twat?
Sura Mutaffifeen:
Verily! (During the worldly life) those who committed crimes used to laugh at those who believed.v.30. And whenever they passed by them, used to wink one to another (in mockery);
v.31. And when they returned to their own people, they would return jesting;
v.32. And when they saw them, they said: “Verily! These have indeed gone astray!”
v.33. But they (disbelievers, sinners) had not been sent as watchers over them (the believers).
v.34. But this Day (the Day of Resurrection) those who believe will laugh at the disbelievers
v.35. On (high) thrones, looking (at all things).
v.36. Are not the disbelievers paid (fully) for what they used to do?
Look at what you have stooped to! You cant challenge credible Muslim leaders on an intellectual level, so you resort to this! Shame utter shame!
I just *love* the straining for righteous indignation from Mustapha and his legion of sockpuppets.
Highly amusing.
I would like to book this troupe for a tour of JI mosques. How do I contact their agent?
You cant challenge credible Muslim leaders on an intellectual level, so you resort to this!
But here’s the problem: how does one challenge the views of leading MCB members on an intellectual level? I can’t see anything in these views to engage with intellectually. When people hold obnoxious, idiotic opinions, sometimes mockery is a fully justified response.
Edmund you wouldn’t say that if it was your mum being mocked, because of a difference of opinion…
Are any of the gentlemen of the MCB your mum, then, Yaseen?
Yaseen,
Jokes about my mother?
What, as in: ‘Yo mama so stupid she joined the MCB’ – that sort of thing?
While there are many things you might like to mock my mother for – being a filthy kafir, not supporting Hamas, not being a fan of al-Qaradawi (y’know, the usual) – I don’t see how you got from the MCB to her.
Abu Faris raises a very good question…
Oh touchy touchy all of a sudden, I never meant any disrespect to her good-self may God preserve your mother…it was your response as a son that I wanteded to register…to give you a flavour of how Mr Sacranie, or Mr Bunglawala, or Mr Ali, and Mr Bari’s sons, daughters, wifes etct etc may feel when they see this footage. As Allah (swt) says in the Qur’an , ‘Indeed when you hurl truth against falsehood, falsehood will by its very nature perish…’ Allahu Akber!
Yaseen
So which one of the MCB dancers is your mum?
It’s a simple question. I am unsure why you feel so reticent about your life of hell as an MCB love-child.
May the Force Be With You.
If anyone is being touchy here, it is you Yaseen for introducing the feelings of their mothers, wives and daughters into this. These fundamentalists would like us to believe that they are the representatives of Muslims in the UK. Well, sorry but I find that even more offensive to my mother, wife and daughters.
These MCB buffoons deserve everything they get. And I would say this video is simply par for the course. Well done and more biting parody please Spittoon. God bless you.
Yaseen, luv, is that you, from Facebook?
x
Mustapha
You asked:
Answer:
It’s called multi-tasking.
Question: What is it with Islamists and sexual organs? You are obsessed!
[Sacranie:]
Don’t cha wish death was too good for Rushdie like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Daud Abdullah:]
Don’t cha wish ya signed the Istanbul Declaration like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Mohammed Abdul Bari, Chairman MCB:]
Don’t cha wish ya supported the genocide of Bangladeshis like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Bunglawala:]
Don’t cha wish ya hated the Jews like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Azad Ali:]
Don’t cha wish all Civil Servants were Jihadis like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Chorus:]
Don’t cha wish you worked for a Jamaat-e-Islami front like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
[Chorus:]
Don’t cha wish you were an anti-Muslim bigot like me?
Don’t cha…Don’t cha?
To the tune of the Pussycat Dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4XgP5tnI4c
and the delusion continues ^re that song….
Which bit of the lyrics by Lord Abdul Bosie is delusional Gary?
You brothers are fighting abuse at each other! It goes to show that the enenmies of Allah are achieveing one of their goals. They make us muslims argue against each other while they slaughter our brothers and sisters. this is all to create disunity within us