Hello Spittoon land. This week, Baroness Sayeeda Warsi was subjected to an egg pelting in Luton by the knuckle-dragging ‘Beards of Terror’ from al-Muhajiroun. Have a look at the video to see how the self-proclaimed “spokesmen for Shari’a” justified their actions.
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“must…stop…looking…hair…too arousing…. must spatter tory peer with my sticky goo….”
Can’t you see we are the only real Muslims in the world, we have big beards, big bellys, smelly breath, nighties and are as thick as shit.
“Shame on you! Shame on you for not having a beard! Allah says chuckin’ eggs at womenz who don’t have beardz iz halal, innit? I know. I’m a spokesmenz for sharia, innit.”
“I have a beard. My father has a beard. My brotherz have beardz. My grandfathers had beardz! My mother has a beard. Who are you for not having a beard?! eh? Shame on you! You call yourself a Muslim?”
May I please borrow your ginger hair dye?
Wanna buy a time share in Tora Bora?
Ready to enter into mut’a?
Ameen!
Warsi saying, “Black beards are so 90s, bright orange beards are all the rage in Islamabad.”
Forsooth, Abu Faris!
As a man if you see an alien woman, rush immediately to your wife and have intercourse with her to repel the devil in that woman.
Let me put this as gently as possible, Gerrit.
Fuck off.
Apologies, all; but enough is enough.
For Abu Farts
Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) saw a woman, and so he came to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning a leather and had sexual intercourse with her. He then went to his Companions and told them: The woman advances and retires in the shape of a devil, so when one of you sees a woman, he should come to his wife, for that will repel what he feels in his heart.
Beardy saying, “How are we Muslim men supposed to get to work for every time we see an alien woman, it is our religious duty to rush back to our wives to have sex”
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Abu Faris,
Please, DFTT.
Good advice, qidniz. Thanks.
A bit busy at the moment. What with the General Secretary of the SPLA/M* and the SPLA/M deputy interior minister in the so-called “National Unity” government presently in prison, after having been beaten and arrested at a legal demonstration this morning in Omdurman (along with an unknown number of others).
All of the South is now under a state of emergency. All foreigners confined to their hotels in the Southern capital, Juba. Running street battles in Omdurman. al-Jazeera cameraman beaten and had his tapes confiscated by secret police. Story being carried on al-’Arabiya, but not English-language al-Jazeera.
*SPLA/M – Sudanese People’s Liberation Army/Movement – the main Southern political/military organisation in Sudan. Also, the partner with the northern Arab, NCP/NIF of President Bashir in the National Unity government.
“Ey look, that chickz so haaat, I can fry an egg on her”
“Yeh, you get me bruv!”