It’s Caption Competition time again! Given the amount of publicity following last week’s tragic multiple-shooting, who else it can be today other than the world’s most famous Islamist pimp, Anwar al-Awlaki!
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At least I’ve got supporters in the British Civil Service and Scotland’s SNP. Time to go crusin for sum mo ho’s. It’s just not the same here in downtown Sanaa.
‘I’ve won a free holiday? That’s marvellous news! To some island in the Caribbean? Gee, that’s great – I’ll send you all a postcard when I get there.’
Dear Mom
The curtains are lovely. Please send more money.
love
AAA
‘Dear Abu Hamza,
Many thanks for sending a copy of your inspirational new book ‘Be your own Mufti – And never kiss a scholar’s ass again’ which is full of many most excellent tips. I recently been following its ’3 Steps to Jannah’ programme and I’ve even recently issued a few of my own fatwas!! Alhamdullilah, they seem to be very popular and I have even featured in the New York Times and on CNN!!
Hope that Belmarsh is treating you well.
WS
Your brother, Anwar
Ps. Don’t let the Kuffs get you down!’
I want you to know, brothers, that the Men in Nighties will never bow down before the Trouser Wearing hordes of Shaytaan!
This is a really old copy of the yellow pages, the entry on concubines is missing…
I have a letter here from a reader serving as a Lieutenant Commander in the Royal Satanic Navy. He asks:
“Dear Shaykh,
Can you tell me what reward I will receive in Paradise for running aground a Class 21 frigate on Dogger Bank – even if it is the result of my complete hopelessness as a navigator?”
“Hey Im no looker but compared to F. Gazi Im Adonis”
“Funny when the Chief Rabbi praised the Israelis massacring thousands of men, women and children in Gaza Spitton never breathed a word of condemnation. Oh wait he’s a fellow zionist”
Aw, it’s the return of Munir – our very own pet troll. Now with added anti-Semitism.
The same Bengali nationalists who condemn Hasan and Awalki will praise the khawarij Bengali soldiers of the East Pakistan army who opened fire on Pakistani troops during the 1971 war . How odd
The same British-born Jamaat-e-Islam supporters and Awlaki fan-boys who criticise Israel and USA for killing Muslims support the genocide, rape and displacement of 2 million Bengali Muslims and non-Muslims by Pakistani troops during the 1971 war. How predictable.
Oh look, it’s Munir again! This time defending JI genocidaires!