Friday, again? So soon?
Let’s be honest, there was only ever one contender this week.
Do come along to the counter-protest against him tomorrow if you get a chance.
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Anjem: “Hey lads, does anyone actually know how to read this thing?”
“If only I changed my name to Murray and become a zionist- Spitoon would love me!”
“Hey I went to university with David Toube. We were wild then. It also means I saw David T naked years before Feisal did”
Spitoon policy “the only good beardies are clerical-facist Orthodox Jewish settlers”
“Hey Im a khawarij-like Sheikh Mujibur Rahman”
“What would the zionist Muslim haters like Richard Desmond do without us in demonising the Muslims and supporting Israeli Lebensraum ?”
“Whay hypocrites we are- we demand equal rights for our minority community while supporting a racist state where minorities are permanently discriminated against and instead of equality for all citizens there is permanent constitutional supremacy for our group
Oh wait thats Harrys Place”
“Who says we have nothing in common with Spitoon? Most British Muslims despise us and utterly reject our extremist views”
I try to read this now, got bored of Penthouse it was too complicated.
Andy: I now solemnly swear on Sheikh Omar Bakri Muhammed’s sacred filofax, that I am the next Sheikh of Al-Macaroon!
Assorted nutters: Long live Sheikh Andy!
Scene 597 from ‘Life of Andy’:
Andy: …Will you please listen? I’m not the Mahdi! Do you understand? Honestly!
Dead-Eyes: Only the true Mahdi denies his identity!
Andy: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Mahdi!
Crowd: He is! He is the Mahdi!
Andy: Now fuck off!
[Silence]
White cap: How shall we fuck off, Imam-sa’ab?
This Time-Out pull-out supplement ‘Halal Restaurant Guide’ is rubbish! Shall we just go to the nearest pub? Whose round is it next?
Andy:”No, you are not getting it back until the person who put the kick me sign on my back owns up!”
ANDY: Brothers, I tell you, it is a miracle. I swipe this at the barrier and it works just like an Oyster Card!
AL-MACAROON HORDES: To the tube station! To the tube station!
Latest pictures of Bakris daughter anyone, she’s goes all the way in these.
Guy to right of Anjem:
“duuuuh, boss, what’s that papery square thing you have in your hand? – is it one of those things we like to burn?”…
Anjem:
“shut up, boy – just make sure you get in the shot”
ANDY: Right. I found this pocket edition of Playboy – whose is it? Come on, own up.
HORDES: (chanting) Men in nighties will dominate the world! Men in nighties will dominate the world!
Abu Faris! Abu Faris! Abu Faris! Abu Faris!
I swear on my Housing Benefit book, we WILL HAVE WUDOO FACILITIES IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE!!!!
Men in Nighties: Wudoo! Wudoo! Wudoo! Wudoo!
“Anyone who votes for John and Edward this weekend on the X-Factor is a kufar!”
“Which funny bugger asked me to read the Qur’an? You know my Arabic’s rubbish!”
Conway Hall isn’t listed in this A-Z. Anyone know where it is?
Man in Nightie (to right of Andy, clutching himself): Man, hurry up, I’m bustin’ for a wazz, innit.
“Hey i was at uni with David Toube. Those were wild times, wild parties. I saw David naked before Faisal Gazi did”
I don’t think ” Shaykh” Andy will be very happy that you have implied that he is gay, Anjem.
Sort of backfired on you that one, hasn’t it?
Why can’t 60 year-old men marry 5 year olds girls The Prophet did. It’s Sunnah!
anjem’s penultimate post, above, is a copy of def’s post, here:
http://www.spittoon.org/archives/3348/comment-page-1#comment-13558
Troll.
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