It’s Friday Caption Competition time again. Today’s offering shows Baroness Sayeeda Warsi (kudos for wasting Nick Griffin on QT last night), Lord Ahmed and Sudanese dictator Omar al-Bashir in congenial mood.
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al-Bashir: Hmmmm, not bad. How much for this one, Ahmed?
Lord Ahmed: I am so sorry, members of the English peerage are not for sale, your Excellency.
al-Bashir: Apart from you, you mean?
Hello Numan,
Lol
al-Bashir: Ya’ellah harma! Come see my collection of confiscated cuddly toys.
Hello Mr Ahmed How much did you pay for your lordship. Oh I say who is this wonderful creature, wife number?
Syeeda Warsi: Warsi, Sayeeda Warsi.
al Bashir: Aah Ms Warsi, let’s please drop this ingratiating bag of shit and go to my palace. Abdullah, kill this dog!
“Good grief arent Spitoon Muslim hating c*nts?
We are a couple of British Muslims who have come to the Sudan to rescue a non-Muslim and they condemn us. If we hadnt they and their zionist pals would have condemned the Muslim community for doing nothing
Bet they condemn the MCB for trying to save Ken Bigley too at great personal costs to themselves”
“Oh look its Lord Ahmed
I better check what my bible the far right Brussel Journal says about this
http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/3155
Here I am bashing him again
(actually no Im just defending Israel again)
http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/3373
but I dont hate Muslims …honest”
“Agreeing to meet a war criminal responsible for the slaughter of hundreds of thousands.
How could Omar El-Bashir sink so low?”
Faecal Gassy
“Oh look its Lord Ahmed. I better see what my bible, the far right Brussels Journal , which I use to reference news stories about him says about his visit”
Shahid
No-one is condemning Warsi and Ahmed for their intervention in the Gibbons case, you utter dick.
If you want to raise the issue, perhaps you might address why a non-Muslim was arrested on cooked-up charges, held in detention and then expelled from the country by an Islamist regime?
Jo
Presumably you think al-Bashir and his vile Islamist regime are the acme of progressive anti-imperialist rule?
How revealing.
f
Oh look, it’s that chuffing disgrace Munir trying to find a whataboutery excuse for a genocidal dictator because he happens to be a fellow Islamist…
{Of course, I am aware that Shahid, Jo and f are probably all the same tiresome troll}
“Oh look, it’s that chuffing disgrace Munir trying to find excuses for genocidal dictators because they happen to be Muslims…”
No Abu Fasiq its called irony. The fact you at spitoon refuse to condemn the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of Iraqs by the Labour party because they are non-Muslims is what is very very instructive.
Funny how you lose your sense of humour in this caption competion
Omar al Bashir “Hey why arent you wearing a hijab like Abu Fasiq’s wife”
Ah, thought it was you, you effin’ Islamist nuisance.
See you still cannot resist resort to personalised abuse.
Tell me, do you think the murder, rape and genocide committed in Sudan by a Islamist regime against its own people is sanctioned by Islam?
Murray hits the nail on the head??
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/23/quilliam-islamic-fundamentalists-terrorism
Islamist troll falls silent when questioned about Islamist mass murder…
A little like the way Lee John Barnes, the normally voluble legal representative of the BNP, gets all shy about answering questions about his Party’s links to neo-Nazi groups and Holocaust Deniers.
Are you in any way related, Munir, to LJB?
“Wow first Tony Blair, then Ariels Sharon now you Mr Bashir. Most people dont even get to meet ONE war criminal in their life time”
“Tell me, do you think the murder, rape and genocide committed in Sudan by a Islamist regime against its own people is sanctioned by Islam?”
No never. I believe Bashir should be in the Hague for war crimes
I also believe that Blair Bush and various Israeli leaders should. The fact YOU dont reveals your double standards
“Mr Bashir we’ ve come to claim asylum.
Since Spitton director Doug Murray’s policy that
“Conditions for Muslims in Europe must be made harder across the board: Europe must look like a less attractive proposition” and “It is late in the day, but Europe still has time to turn around the demographic time-bomb which will soon see a number of our largest cities fall to Muslim majorities.
was enacted we had to flee ”
“
Good to see that you think that al-Bashir should be had up for his direct responsibility for mass murder and war on his own people. That’s a start. I understand how difficult it must be for you, a committed Islamist, to bring yourself to condemn a fellow Islamist.
I take it, then, that you will want to disassociate yourself from the recent Istanbul Declaration? It was, after all, signed by (amongst others) stooges of al-Bashir. Hmmmm?
However, I am startled to discover that you know what I believe! You are a bloody mind-reader, sunbeam. Show me where I have ever made any comment about Blair, Bush or various Israeli leaders culpability.
Consequently, your whataboutery manoeuvring fails. A shame – you were on such a roll.
Just post under one handle, troll – you are wasting your time using these multiple sock-puppets. We all know it is you, Munir.
Abu Faris
“See you still cannot resist resort to personalised abuse.”
Maybe a caption competition isn’t the best place to make this comment
Incidentally, you haven’t answered my question. So I will ask it again:
“I understand how difficult it must be for you, a committed Islamist, to bring yourself to condemn a fellow Islamist. ”
Theres no such thing as an Islamist, Abu Fasiq
Still I understand how hard it is for a muslim-hating fasiq like yourself to admit non-Muslims should also be punished for war crimes . Good luck getting Faisal Gazi to agree Israeli war criminals should be put in the hague for war crimes
Hmmm,
Just fuck off, Munir.
Douglas Murray has written a great article!
f
There is no such thing as Islamism?!?!?!
Hahahahahaha.
Of course not! And there is no such thing as fascism, either. How convenient.
Still unwilling to answer the question. I see, let’s rephrase it, then:
Show me where I have made any statement for or against the prosecution of non-Muslim war criminals. Go on. Try and find one.
Abu Fasiq
“Incidentally, you haven’t answered my question. So I will ask it again”
Yes I have. You are just unable to read.
http://www.spittoon.org/archives/3174/comment-page-1#comment-13275
I love it.
If there was ever a way to spot an Islamist, it is when they say “Theres no such thing as an Islamist”.
A dead-give away everytime. Ain’t that so, ‘f’?
Abu Fasiq
“Show me where I have made any statement for or against the prosecution of non-Muslim war criminals. Go on. Try and find one.”
Fair enough. Actually it applies more to your spitoon bum-chum Faisal Gazi.
Good luck trying to get him to agree Israelis should be put on trial for war crimes or should follow international law
Theres no such thing as an Islamist, Abu Fasiq
Are you really suggesting Muslims are like Inayat Bunglawala: a double-talking, lying toe-rags who wouldn’t object to selling their mothers upriver to further their own careers. Why that’s, that’s…Islamophobic!!!!
No, f, that simply says that you think Bashir should stand trial at The Hague. It does not show whether you think mass murder and genocide are sanctioned by Islam. That is what you were being asked.
So, how about an answer?
Well?
Incidentally, you cannot spell or punctuate.
So, it had nothing to do with me at all!!! So, bang goes your whataboutery defence, then.
I would suggest you ask Faisal directly about such matters. Unlike you, I do not claim to be able to read his (or anyone else’s) mind.
Al Qanaas Al Masri
“I love it.
If there was ever a way to spot an Islamist, it is when they say “Theres no such thing as an Islamist”.
A dead-give away everytime. Ain’t that so, ‘f’?”
Yes Al Qanaas (btw isnt that a name of shaytan ?) and when someone says “there is no such thing as a unicorn” thats a sign that they are, in fact, a unicorn
Answer my question, Munir.
And when someone from Spitoon says
“we are not Muslim-hating zionazis”
thats a sure sign they are in fact a Muslim-hating zionazi
That’s actually quite amusing!
By Allah, you are thick, Munir! Do you actually know any Arabic?
But ‘f’, funny as you are, why don’t you have a go at answering at Abu Faris’ question?
“No, f, that simply says that you think Bashir should stand trial at The Hague. It does not show whether you think mass murder and genocide are sanctioned by Islam. That is what you were being asked.”
I suggest you go to a dictionary and look up the word “No”. then the word “never” you ignoramous
http://www.spittoon.org/archives/3174/comment-page-1#comment-13275
“Incidentally, you cannot spell or punctuate”
faced with people who cant read English whats the point?
Oh – was he being serious about it being a name of shaitan? I thought he was joking!
I’ll ask one more time, and then we will have to assume that if Munir remains silent that this means that he believes that mass-murder and genocide are sanctioned by Islam:
Hint to Munir: you have not actually answered this question yet.
I see. You have absolutely no intention of answering the question.
Oh dear! You are getting rattled, Munir, darling. I wonder why?
Excuses, excuses! Tsk, tsk!
Lord Ahmed: I couldn’t bring the requisite 100-strong angry Muslim mob to come to Khartoum, your Excellency, but I’ve brought along my good friend Geert Wilders instead.
al-Bashir: The surgeons have done a wonderful job, Mr Wilders. I congratulate you on your transformation.
Geert Wilders: Thank you Omar. These high heels are killing me.
Abu Fasiq
“Do you actually know any Arabic?”
Why ? is not knowing Arabic wrong ?
From someone who doesnt know what the words “no” and “never” mean in English thats funny
Incidentally I know what “no” and “never” are in Arabic. Can translate since you have trouble with English.
Why ? is not knowing Arabic wrong ?
You mean, you’re just another Saudi-arse licking paki like the rest of us?
And neither you or Al Qanaas Al Masri or Faisal Gazi have answered the questions as to whether you think Blair, Bush and Israeli war criminals should be in the Hague
A very telling silence which tells us alot about you attitudes
“You mean, you’re just another Saudi-arse licking paki like the rest of us?”
No
1) I oppose wahabbism- its heresy though not as bad as the kufr promoted by spitoon
2) Doing such a disgusting act is forbidden in Islam no matter how much Spitoon try and justify it
http://www.spittoon.org/archives/1724
Numan Wisdom
“Lord Ahmed: I couldn’t bring the requisite 100-strong angry Muslim mob to come to Khartoum, your Excellency, but I’ve brought along my good friend Geert Wilders instead.”
hahaha – Faisal Gazi still relying on the Brussels “Eurabia” Journal
Oh you’re just another nasty homophobe like the rest of us
IslamistsMuslims.Still no response from Abu Faris, Al Qanaas Al Masri or Faisal Gazi on Bush Blair and Israeli war criminals.
We will have to assume that if they remain silent they support their war crimes.
Generic Islamist
ROFL.
So, unwilling to answer a simple question, we must conclude of Munir that he is an Islamist troll who believes that mass-murder and genocide are sanctioned by Islam.
Remind me, Munir, were not similar things the reasons for your unique ban from Pickled Politics?
“Oh you’re just another nasty homophobe like the rest of us Islamists Muslims”
A Muslim is a person who believes homosexuality is haram
A person who believes homosexuality is halal is a kafir
I have responded to that claim of yours, f. What is more, you conceded as much.
Are you on drugs?
You’re damn right. I salute thee, fellow queer-basher! Allahu-Akbar!
Abu Fasiq
“I have responded to that claim of yours, f. What is more, you conceded as much. ”
No you didnt respond to whetehr they should also be tried for war crimes
The Grand old Lord Nazir
He has 100 Muslim Men
He marched them to Westminster
Then he marched them back to Luton again
‘f’ – To be honest, I’m personally undecided about whether Blair, Bush or various Israelis should be tried for war-crimes.
It is true that Bush/Blair invaded Afghanistan and Iraq but they did so in order to topple two brutal mafia-dictatorship that were themselves both guilty of various war-crimes and establish representative, democratic governments in their place – although I fully concede that this has lead to the deaths of large numbers of innocent civilians (a significant proportion of them killed by US/UK troops).
However, this is clearly different to the Sudanese government which initiated one campaign of genocide in the 1980s against a religious minority after they refused to live under hardline religious law and then initiated another genocidal campaign against a different ethnic minority people ten years later.
I hope that you can see the difference between these two cases.
Islamism is so appealing! Not.
Queer-bashing, genocide-supporting, racist, religiously intolerant, misogynist, bigoted bile-spewing, hate-mongery…
Hitler would be so pleased with them.
Sigh.OK Abu Fvckwit .Ill say it again S-L-O-W-L-Y
In the sharia murder, rape and genocide are completely forbidden and indeed carry the death penalty. Though you might want to check with BananaBrain if the halaka says the same
But since when do you munafiqeen who condemn hijab and niqab and promote homosexuality care what the sharia says?
Al Qanaas Al Misri
“– although I fully concede that this has lead to the deaths of large numbers of innocent civilians (a significant proportion of them killed by US/UK troops).”
So why dont you agree they should be tried for war crimes ?. The war in Iraq was illegal – yet Spitoon supports it!!!
And you still havent answered about Israeli generals
You seem to be saying its ok to commit war crimes if youre a democracy! . So what you are saying is that if Al Bashir had had a sahih election before slaughtering the Darfuris it would be ok. Vile.
Actually ‘f’ rape in a war scenario is not forbidden in Sharia and certainly does not carry the death penalty. Islam does not recognise ‘rape’ as a crime and sanctions slavery and of course sex with your slave girls captured as war booty. Also, how can a non-Muslim be a munafiqueen?
So Abu Faris do you believe homosexuality is halal
Yes or No
Brother f,
you are a seriously good Muslim, yo. We hate gayists, innit. It says so in the Quran. Pure taqwa, bruv. Allahu Akbar!
264u
“Actually ‘f’ rape in a war scenario is not forbidden in Sharia and certainly does not carry the death penalty. Islam does not recognise ‘rape’ as a crime and sanctions slavery and of course sex with your slave girls captured as war booty”
I think youre confusing Islam with Judaism
“Also, how can a non-Muslim be a munafiqueen?”
I was talking to Abu Fasiq not you
Actually, that is the first time you have directly addressed my question. I am still not satisfied, however.
Will you now be distancing yourself from the stooges of such people who signed the Istanbul Declaration on Gaza? After all, these people promote people who commit gross violations of Shari’ah.
Show me where I have condemned hijab or niqab? I have condemned people who try to force others to wear the same; but that is a different matter.
Where have I promoted homosexuality? Show me. I do however condemn those bigots who condemn others on the basis of difference (including sexual orientation). I condemn them both for their intolerance and for their distortion of religion to pretext their raw unadulterated hate.
I do believe that homosexuals should have equal rights and should not be subject to the prurient and ignorant persecution that arse-wipes such as yourself promote.
Death to gayists (fasiqs) and unveiled women (fasiqas)!
Brother “f” is da man!
Generic Islamist thinks to not be a “homophobe” you have to agree homosexuality isnt haram
By his logic to not be an Islamophobe you have to believe Islam is right.
LOL
Abu Fasiq you still havent answered the question- yes or no
” Do you believe homosexuality is halal
Yes or No”
“I do believe that homosexuals should have equal rights and should not be subject to the prurient and ignorant persecution that arse-wipes such as yourself promote.”
I have never promoted persecution of homosexuals. But doesnt change the fact they are commiting a major sin.
And I think you are a genocidally-inclined, homophobic, anti-Semite.
Oh – and a complete hypocrite.
No Bruv, I am supporting you every step of the way. You got knowledge, innit? Pure scholar, bruv!
Islam hates queers, it’s in the Quran! So death to them, as brother “f” says! And there’s no such thing as Islamists, we’re all queer-bashers!
f
You seem obsessed about all matters Gay. Are you insecure in your sexual orientation?
It’s all right, you know. It’s perfectly normal.
Abu Faris – are you Muslim?
No ‘f’ Islam does not forbid rape either in a marriage or in a war scenario. Both have been practised by Muslims for hundreds of years.
Ah, now comes the taqfir!
So, tell me “f”… how long have you been repressing your feelings about other men?
Astaghfirullah Abu Faris!
Muslims are never gay. That’s a weakness of living in jahilliyah and a horrible zionist plot. Death to queers and unveiled women!
Yes, I am a Muslim, 246u.
WARSI: Nice frock, Mr President – it was a good idea to take the curtain rings off.
AL-BASHIR: It’s not just curtains for Laura Ashley, I see, Warsi.
Welcome to the Star of Westminster, Mr President. A table for one?
“Eyy up, I think I know your fadder”
“Yes Mr Bashir . His name is Abu Faris. He pretends to be against political Islam while choosing to live in Sudan one of the few states ruled by it on earth”
Omar Bashir “Wow -what a hypocrite!”
Muslim = snitch for clerical fascism