Yes, it’s that time of the week again. Today we’re featuring Abu Qatada who, despite hating Britain, is currently being treated to free food and board courtesy of Her Majesty, the Queen. God bless you Ma’am!
As ever, captions in the comments section below.
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Feck, I’m stuffed. Whose round is it anyway?
Hahaha!
Caption:
“Children were less than impressed when Hamley’s unveiled their new Father Christmas for this year”.
Prison food goes straight to my gut, I tell ya. Do you think I look fat in this turban?
New for Autumn 2009, this bigotry-spouting animatronic garden gnome is guaranteed to drive away for good stray cats littering under your roses.
BBC: So Abu, what advice do you have for young Muslims in HM Prisons?
Qatada: Don’t bend over, it’s haraam.
Cake-detecting, salad-dodging dwarf found hiding in reference section of local library after five years missing. Snow White relieved.
So I deliberately threw the soap on the floor whilst in the showers and when this young strapping Italian bent over to pick it up I grabbed him like this!
So I said to Gandulf and that kaffir Frodo – if you want help from the Dwarfish ‘ummah finding that feckin’ ring the price is your submission to Allah!
what do you mean, i look like paul sorvino wearing a fake beard? you know, the last person who said this, i ate him, with some fava beans and a nice lassi.
b’shalom
bananabrain
Abu Qatada was jubilant on hearing the news he’s been selected to play the part of Big-Ears in Tim Burton’s Hollywood remake of Enid Blyton’s “Noddy”.
“I’m jubilant, alhamdulillah!”, he said.
Azad Ali will play Noddy.
Reporter: “Anything else you would like to add?”
AQ: “The corsets of 1900 are no longer in fashion, but there is still more than one item of clothing which prevents us from normal breathing – leather belts for men, girdles and bras for women. These must be as flexible as possible if they are not to hinder respiration.
But the physical obstacles are even more daunting: the hard tense stomach which encumbers every breath, imprisoning the personality; the rib-cage as inflexible as a breast-plate; the diaphragm immobilized by the wind – itself caused by spasms – which has accumulated in the alimentary canal. The first step is to relax all these muscles, which when permanently tense are designed more successfully than any corset to prevent normal breathing; and this is why relaxation is the open door to yoga. “
“Look how full of hate I am!”
“I had to wear this ridiculous disguise to get through immigration,” an angry Geert Wilders told the BBC.
“What do you mean, ‘Oops, I’ve dropped the soap’?”
*Right, fags in breast pocket… now where did I put that bloody lighter?*
“I ate the Kaffir….and it was pretty bloody tasty…”
DavidMWM:
LOL!
“If it’s a boy, I’m calling it Anjem”
“I dont understand why you at Spittoon hate me-you love other extremists like Dougie Murray, Serge Trifokovic, Rob Spencer and Bate Yor and promote their works”
Faecal: “Its because youre a Muslim”
Abu Wnabe Arab “Its because youre an Arab”
Sista Whoraear “Its because youre a MAN”