Friday Caption Competition – 09/10/2009

23 Comments

1. qurtubi
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:22 PM | Permalink

   slow week eh?

   “Id like to thank my inspiration Faisal Gazi, who got me interested in this by giving me a book he wrote called “Scouting for boys”

2. Mr Wise Guy
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:23 PM | Permalink

   Sohaib: “I’m sure no-one will notice if I just stand here and have a good scratch… Doh! A camera!!”

3. qurtubi
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:24 PM | Permalink

   Houriya Ahmed “Look that girl in hijab is touching than man ! well kind of nearly -that means its ok for me to take off my hijab and be a fasiqa!”

4. Glasgow Geezer
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:28 PM | Permalink

   Sohaib Saeed: “Having successfully imported the Muslim Brotherhood to Scotland via my front-group The Scottish Islamic Foundation, I’d now like to unveil my latest front group: The Scottish Man/Boy Love Association!”

5. Muslim
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:34 PM | Permalink

   Good grief how the munafiqoon hate Muslims suceeding at anything!

6. qurtubi
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:41 PM | Permalink

   Glasgowgeezer

   Sohaib Saeed: “Having successfully imported the Muslim Brotherhood to Scotland via my front-group The Scottish Islamic Foundation, I’d now like to unveil my latest front group: The Scottish Man/Boy Love Association!”

   This makes zero sense given the picture. Youre just trying to copy my “Faisal Gazi scouting for boys ” gag, arent you?

7. Numan Wisdom
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM | Permalink

   Sohaib: Yo Muslimah! I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But I just gotta say, Sheikh Qaradawi’s female circumcision fatwa is one of best fatwas of all time. But Sheikh Qaradawi had one of the best fatwas of all time! Sheikh Qaradawi had the best female circumcision fatwas of all time! All Time!

8. Glasgow Geezer
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 12:49 PM | Permalink

   Qurtubi – So you have a monopoly on paedophile jokes, do you? Good for you . Everyone has to be good at something, I suppose.

9. Abu Faris
   Posted October 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM | Permalink

   Sohaib, sporting his Blue Peter badge, reveals his life-sized Musliminah made from washing up bottles and sticky-backed plastic.

10. Al-Qanaas Al-Masri
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 2:21 PM | Permalink

    Sohaib: “And I hereby pronounce you man and wife. And remember sir, if your child bride misbehaves or refuses your sexual advances, please feel free to beat her (lightly) with a stick or punch her in the stomach. Don’t look so shocked, sir, this course of action is recommended by our noble and beloved Sheikh, Yusuf al-Qaradawi.”

11. qurtubi
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM | Permalink

    “soon-to-be-ex-spitoon groupie Abu Faris (who wears the beard because Marx had one NOT because the Prophet peace be upon him did) introduces his hijabed wife to an outraged spitoon audience”

12. qurtubi
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM | Permalink

    Glasgow Geezer

    Qurtubi – So you have a monopoly on paedophile jokes, do you? Good for you . Everyone has to be good at something, I suppose.

    Not at all, though I do seem to have the monopoly on jokes which actually have something to do with the picture

13. Glasgow Geezer
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:00 PM | Permalink

    You also appear to have a monopoly on jokes which aren’t funny.

14. nadeem
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:01 PM | Permalink

    Faisal Gazi bangs his fist on the table and cries and cries “Its SO unfair . I do everything to “fit in” – I drink, I mock my religion and community and they still give prizes to sincere Muslims -vhy? vhy?”

15. Abu Faris
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:09 PM | Permalink

    soon-to-be-ex-spitoon groupie

    What is that meant to mean?

16. Abu Faris
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM | Permalink

    And my beard is far more Freddy Engels than Charlie Marx.

    Thanks for the comments about my wife. You have real style, you know that, Bleh.

17. magnuspie
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:35 PM | Permalink

    No witty caption from me, I’m afraid but here is an interesting story about how the Muslim American Society, an Ikhwani front, used the Boy Scouts to mobilise Muslim bloc votes. hmmm…

    Bray openly described the scouting program last November in a release posted on the MAS website. “MAS Dialing for Muslim Votes” described how the organization was using a Muslim Voters Database to target calls nationally and encouraged people to vote on November 7, 2006.

    “The MAS CEE (MAS Center for Electoral Empowerment) phone banks are being operated by MAS Youth, chapter members and volunteers. Even MAS Boy and Girl Scout Troops are making calls,” the release said.

    “Through our MAS Youth department, Boys and Girls Scout Troops, we are training an upcoming generation that will be spiritually grounded and political (sic) savvy.”

    That last statement appeared to rankle Boy Scout of America Scout Executive Alan Lambert, who said he’s never heard of Scouts participating in phone banks before. Although he believes learning civic responsibility is an integral aspect of Scouting, he doesn’t like people taking advantage of children.

18. Abu Faris
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 3:46 PM | Permalink

    In Egypt… [the Muslim Brotherhood's] dawa may have been obstructed by Nasser’s repressive policies, but it nevertheless continued to spread through the informal educational organizations and networks that the Brotherhood’s founding generation had created. The first initiatives in this regard came with the formation of the Ranger Squads (firaq al rihlat). Created by al-Banna himself, the purpose of the squads was to prepare young men for spreading the dawa and engaging in jihad. In 1935, the squads were transformed and re-named the Rover Scouts Division, and its regulations were put in writing shortly thereafter. All members had to be at least 17 years of age (later the minimum age was lowered to 15). The organization’s stated objective was to instil in young men a spirit of healthy competition, to learn discipline and to have a sense of responsibility for themselves and for the Muslim Nation.

    The establishment of the Rover Scouts was a critical development in the Brotherhood’s public educational efforts; by canvassing villages and disseminating the Brotherhood’s various publications, the scouts became an effective vehicle for spreading the society’s dawa throughout the country. The scouts also served as a social welfare corps, delivering basic health and other services to poor and rural communities. In this way, the Brotherhood began to enlarge its base to include the countryside.

    http://www.futureofmuslimworld.com/research/detail/the-muslim-brotherhoods-concept-of-education

    Emphases added

    Dib dib dib, dob dob Allahu Akbar!

19. qurtubi
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 4:15 PM | Permalink

    Abu Fasiq

    Thanks for the comments about my wife. You have real style, you know that, Bleh.

    Given your comments against the sister in the picture ( who has never done anything to you) ” his life-sized Musliminah made from washing up bottles and sticky-backed plastic.”, you thoroughly deserved it

20. Abu Faris
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 4:28 PM | Permalink

    Qurturbi

    Care to explain your other comment?

    Amazing how the Sistas’ honours are to be defended by the Bruvvas just in case the women don’t get harassed, groped or raped, though. And then, of course, they thoroughly deserved it, eh, Bleh.

21. 264u
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 9:32 PM | Permalink

    Is Sohaib pleasuring himself? Look at his hands and that cheesy grin.

22. Abu Faris
    Posted October 10, 2009 at 9:11 AM | Permalink

    264u

    Sohaib trying to disprove that dictum of Lord Baden-Powell’s about fiddling with oneself?

    If you misuse them while young you will not be able to use them when you are a man; they will not work then.

    He may have forgotten Lord B-P’s advice to Scoutmasters:

    When you want a thing done, ‘Don’t do it yourself’ is a good motto for Scoutmasters.

    Oh dear.

    And this view of Lord B-P’s may not sit well with dedicated Islamists:

    Correcting bad habits cannot be done by forbidding or punishment.

    Be Prepared!

23. green
    Posted October 13, 2009 at 9:43 PM | Permalink

    pathethic