Comments on: Friday Caption Competition – 2/10/2009

By: hoohoohoo

hoohoohoo — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:08:43 +0000

And some, like Fatty Sudais, bankroles fascists and Muslim-murdering organisations like Jamaat-e-Islami. As pictured. Oh dear.

By: hehehe

hehehe — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:58:53 +0000

“You can tell alot about people from the company they keep. Some keep the company of scholars and Imams and some like Spitoon keep the company of zionist Muslim haters like Douglas Muray and Harrys Place”

By: hehehe

hehehe — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:57:48 +0000

“sorry the wall is so rubbish -We Saudis dont have that much cash these days.
If you want real cash you should get the Israelis to fund you. Just ask Spitoon”

By: Hassan

Hassan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:59:22 +0000

Actually, banter was the wrong term to use, as it implies a degree of good-naturedness on behalf of the participants. In this case, the word ‘infantile’ alone, should suffice.

By: Belzebub

Belzebub — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:37:41 +0000

And what is wrong with “infantile banter”?

By: Hassan

Hassan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:35:42 +0000

These caption contests are certainly a very crass affair, are they not? I would suggest that yo do away with them altogether, lest your wish is for The Spittoon to become a hotbed of infantile banter.

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:58:54 +0000

Shaykh Sudais Ibn GerriAdams:

“Well, Comrade Bari, I’ll lay this brick, then I’m away to the Sinn Fein Ard Fheis after party. D’ya like me hoodie?”

By: Abu Wannabe Arab

Abu Wannabe Arab — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:43:49 +0000

Bari the builder…..Can he fix shit
Bari the builder…..Yes he can

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:32:38 +0000

Well, I think Gerry Adams looks very fetching in his Lawrence of Arabia gear.

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:25:21 +0000

Keep mocking and jesting you coven of munafiqs and kafiroon

Do you do stand-up at open-mic nights?

Yrs,

He-of-low-moral-fibre-and-broad-opinion.

By: Badmas

Badmas — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:23:51 +0000

Shaikh Sudais: Look Bari, this is how it’s going to be. I’m going to pretend to lay this one brick for the benefit of all these stupid press cameras over there and then, because Malik Abdullah is paying the British Government off for this gig, the rest of the 42,000 bricks are going to done by you and those hopeless idiots from the MCB. Is that understood?

Abdul Bari: Yes shaikh, very good shaikh, inshallah shaikh.

By: Arif Morcambe

Arif Morcambe — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:16:18 +0000

Fat Bastard Saudi Wahhabi Bricklayers (and their British Jamaati Islamist bootlickers) of the World, Unite and Take Over!

By: Abdullah Schweitzer

Abdullah Schweitzer — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:10:18 +0000

Congratulations to Spittoon for this remarkable example of Photoshop brilliance. I especially like how you have managed to show a fat bastard from the Saudi Wahhabi elite performing the highly unlikely task of physical labour. As if.

Well done!

By: Mustapha

Mustapha — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:09:06 +0000

Keep mocking and jesting you coven of munafiqs and kafiroon, Allah (swt) exposes you and strengthens our numbers and message every time you do so. Allahu Akbar!

By: Yossarian

Yossarian — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:07:55 +0000

“Ya shaykh, do you have to build this wall in the only exit?”

By: Numan Wisdom

Numan Wisdom — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:00:08 +0000

“If there was one thing that could be said of Fat Tony Sudais of Sudais Builders, he loved his work.”

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:54:46 +0000

You people need to understand your deen and realise that there is no such thing as a “menial” job in Islam. There is halal and haram. Thats it.

Cool. I’ll have to let the Southern Sudanese slave (and I mean slave) who works for nothing, lives on a mat in the yard and toils all hours that Allah sends for his absolute bitch of a mistress whilst being terrorised by her horrendously spoiled children resident in the house opposite to mine, that his condition is religiously sanctioned.

When he starts throwing bricks at me and shouting things about his family from whom he was stolen as a small child during the Civil War and traded by a soldier to his present owners, I shall just have to bear it in the knowledge that he is an ungrateful kaffir who will suffer in this life and boil for all eternity in Hell in the next.

Fantastic moral compass you have there, Hasad. Thanks.

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:29:26 +0000

Turning the tables:

“Get building, as-Saudis, whatever-your-name-is… remember, I have your passport. And don’t expect any pay, you are paying me for your residence card. Now back to the shipping container you live in with 40 others. You start work again in three hours.”

By: Abu Faris

Abu Faris — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:21:37 +0000

The following report about the slave conditions of Sri Lankan “guest workers” in Saudi Arabia gives the lie to Hasad’s bizarre defence of Saudi and Gulf neo-medieval exploitation of foreign labour.

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/webspecials02/saudiarabia/day3/story1.shtml

By: Abu Wannabe Arab

Abu Wannabe Arab — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:42:23 +0000

BTW the average wage for a SA labourer in the Gulf is £150 a month for a 12 hour day and absolutely no rights.