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The Three Muskateers!
ELM Imam “Apparently Faisal Gazi spent the whole week crying and wetting the bed because the Imam of the Haram in Mecca was allowed into the UK. Please brothers stop laughing at him its unislamic”
AB: “Yeah he wanted to lead the congregation instead of you Imam Sahib, in a rendition of “Hatikva” “Vande Mataram” and “Sing if youre Glad to be Gay”
Imam Sudais “Faisal Gazi who?”
“Its job swap day- Saudis do manual labour for Bengalis! “
“Oh look its a mermaid- Imam Sahib are they halal ?”
This, brother Bari, is the technique I propose for bricking up all the Jews in one giant wall…
The Great Satan
Brother bricking up people in one giant wall stealing their land, starving,torturing, , launching pogroms, bombing and killing them is what Israeli Jews do. And we should not imitate the disbelievers.
Not quite up to last week’s standard people.
Those lower courses are not straight and the pointing is bloody awful. Serves you right for using Saudi labour.
Shaikh Sudais: It’s only for this photo-opportunity that doing I’m bothering with this nasty menial job, Bari. Back home I would be paying you Bangali niggers 40 riyals a day for this work.
Abdul Bari: Yes shaikh, very good shaikh, alhamdulillah shaikh.
Due to the skilled labour shortage in the Whitechapel Islamist community, and the lack of skills in general, the East London Mosque has received a grant from Tower Hamlets Council to bring in migrant workers from Saudi Arabia to build the extension to it’s external toilets and istanja facilities.
Wow there’s alot of pathethic inferiority complexes amongst the posters here over the fact that Asian Muslims often do “menial” (your words not mine) jobs in Saudi and the Gulf
You people need to understand your deen and realise that there is no such thing as a “menial” job in Islam. There is halal and haram. Thats it.
A road sweeper or toilet cleaner eeking out a living has a higher status in front of Allah SWT that a billionare bank owner dealing in riba.
Because of (y)our Hindu culture you/we cant understand this.
As far as Im aware people from the Gulf arent holding a gun to Asian Muslims head and forcing them to work in the Gulf. These jobs are heavily over subscribed and bring back remittances vital to the home economies. They facilitate a lifestyle in their home countries they never could have dreamed of had they stayed put.
This is because of the failures of Pakistan and Bangladesh themselves. Its always easier to blame someone else. You people bashing the Saudis would be the first to whinge if they banned Bangladeshi labour from working there.
I also suspect that while they pour scorn on the Saudis, if a white person came to Bangladesh/Pakistan theyd be kissing their arse.
And yes they are often treated like slaves and it is appaling and must stop and the perpetrators be punished. But they aint exactly treated like princes in Bangladesh/Pakistan are they?
Given the choice between being a abused semi-slave in Bangladesh or an abused semi-slave in Saudi earning 15 times as much they choose the latter.
Hasad
That has simply got to be one of the most extraordinary defences of Gulf and Saudi neo-slavery (usually of South Asians) that I have ever read.
I suppose you will defend classical slavery as well? What about feudalism?
Hasad – there ladies and gentlemen is a true victim of arab cultural imperialism, so much so that he doesn’t even realise it.
BTW the average wage for a SA labourer in the Gulf is £150 a month for a 12 hour day and absolutely no rights.
The following report about the slave conditions of Sri Lankan “guest workers” in Saudi Arabia gives the lie to Hasad’s bizarre defence of Saudi and Gulf neo-medieval exploitation of foreign labour.
http://www.sptimes.com/2002/webspecials02/saudiarabia/day3/story1.shtml
Turning the tables:
“Get building, as-Saudis, whatever-your-name-is… remember, I have your passport. And don’t expect any pay, you are paying me for your residence card. Now back to the shipping container you live in with 40 others. You start work again in three hours.”
Cool. I’ll have to let the Southern Sudanese slave (and I mean slave) who works for nothing, lives on a mat in the yard and toils all hours that Allah sends for his absolute bitch of a mistress whilst being terrorised by her horrendously spoiled children resident in the house opposite to mine, that his condition is religiously sanctioned.
When he starts throwing bricks at me and shouting things about his family from whom he was stolen as a small child during the Civil War and traded by a soldier to his present owners, I shall just have to bear it in the knowledge that he is an ungrateful kaffir who will suffer in this life and boil for all eternity in Hell in the next.
Fantastic moral compass you have there, Hasad. Thanks.
“If there was one thing that could be said of Fat Tony Sudais of Sudais Builders, he loved his work.”
“Ya shaykh, do you have to build this wall in the only exit?”
Keep mocking and jesting you coven of munafiqs and kafiroon, Allah (swt) exposes you and strengthens our numbers and message every time you do so. Allahu Akbar!
Congratulations to Spittoon for this remarkable example of Photoshop brilliance. I especially like how you have managed to show a fat bastard from the Saudi Wahhabi elite performing the highly unlikely task of physical labour. As if.
Well done!
Fat Bastard Saudi Wahhabi Bricklayers (and their British Jamaati Islamist bootlickers) of the World, Unite and Take Over!
Shaikh Sudais: Look Bari, this is how it’s going to be. I’m going to pretend to lay this one brick for the benefit of all these stupid press cameras over there and then, because Malik Abdullah is paying the British Government off for this gig, the rest of the 42,000 bricks are going to done by you and those hopeless idiots from the MCB. Is that understood?
Abdul Bari: Yes shaikh, very good shaikh, inshallah shaikh.
Do you do stand-up at open-mic nights?
Yrs,
He-of-low-moral-fibre-and-broad-opinion.
Well, I think Gerry Adams looks very fetching in his Lawrence of Arabia gear.
Bari the builder…..Can he fix shit
Bari the builder…..Yes he can
Shaykh Sudais Ibn GerriAdams:
“Well, Comrade Bari, I’ll lay this brick, then I’m away to the Sinn Fein Ard Fheis after party. D’ya like me hoodie?”
These caption contests are certainly a very crass affair, are they not? I would suggest that yo do away with them altogether, lest your wish is for The Spittoon to become a hotbed of infantile banter.
And what is wrong with “infantile banter”?
Actually, banter was the wrong term to use, as it implies a degree of good-naturedness on behalf of the participants. In this case, the word ‘infantile’ alone, should suffice.
“sorry the wall is so rubbish -We Saudis dont have that much cash these days.
If you want real cash you should get the Israelis to fund you. Just ask Spitoon”
“You can tell alot about people from the company they keep. Some keep the company of scholars and Imams and some like Spitoon keep the company of zionist Muslim haters like Douglas Muray and Harrys Place”
And some, like Fatty Sudais, bankroles fascists and Muslim-murdering organisations like Jamaat-e-Islami. As pictured. Oh dear.