Due to site maintenance we couldn’t run the Caption Competition for a few weeks but alhamdulillah it’s back now.
This week we’re featuring the lovely Abdurahman Jafar who is friends with Bungles and involved with the Muslim Safety Forum. Incidentally can anyone help Jafar in his search for someone to keep him company “on this beautiful journey called life”. It’s such a beautiful thing, isn’t it?
As ever, captions in the comments section below.
UPDATE:
It seems that brother Abdurahman Jafar has pulled down his matrimonial page. I can only assume that one of our many female readers simply couldn’t resist and made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. But, just in case he pulled it for some other reason – as I suspcted he might – I took a picture for posterity (click to enlarge).
Abdurahman Jafar, on a beautiful journey called life...
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BTW Shikwa is more then welcome to my ID and password on the marriage site, save him dipping into his blood funds. But it may prove fruitless as the pillock would probably hide his identity.
Also for the record, I didn’t insult anyones wife, just asked Shikwa how his was and he went ape shit saying how insulted he was that I had insulted Majid Nawaz whose wife had divorced him – hmmmm, most revealing. As Shikwa is official spokesperson and emotion relayer for Majid Nawaz may be he can explain the relevance of his wife divorcing him to the discussion on “Islamism”? Couldn’t guess why Shikwa would do that – it’s got everyone whose not in on the little secret wondering. Coupled with Spitoons automated defence and venomous shrill at anyone who questions Quilliam funding, many could reasonably conclude it has something to do with his neocon views, that’s just a guess of course but the way it has been brought up by others on this site one cannot help but draw such conclusions.
Picture this, Shikwa’s first post-divorce blind date:
Shikwa: “I always use protection.”
Unfortunate girl: “But a fucking mask !+#*?”
Alls well that ends well, this blog began with a bit of harmless fun and ends with the same. Good night all.
Intellectual Muslim is just Mr Traditional Islamist who has realised that the TI site has now been disgraced. So how is it going Mr TI? How is the receding hairline and rice belly these days? How is Bro A and Sis F? Zafar Iqbal and Sharif the mad scientist still good pals?
Bye Jafar hope to see you against soon
its amazing how the infamous 6 at the spittoon, remain silent at the funny article posted on the IM Blog, Faisal, if your peeping, nows a good time to visit the blog and look at the things they’re going to approach your employer with!!
Abu Wannabe Arab – RE: How is the receding hairline and rice belly these days?
I think that you think that I’m Faisal, which explains your confusion and frustrations on this site. Your poor eyesight attests to you sexual frustrations manifesting in the dialogue between you and Jafar above.
Bible Basher.
Please refrain from posting the same comment on multiple threads.
Thank you,
Yossarian
Am I alone in detecting rather a lot of repressed “passion”, in Mr Jaffar’s recent contributions to this blog?
It seems timely for us to remind him that it is narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) once said: ‘There is nothing I fear for my ummah more than the deed of the people of Loot.’”
And we all know what happened to them.
Come on Yossarian – it took him hours to write that, you can’t expect him to produce different posts.
Why don’t you lot all get together and have a couple of bouts in the ring to settle it like hombres?
I’ll call Joe Pyle and get it set up if you like
x
Shooter
Even for Spitton this is low- delving into people’s personal lives over things that have no bearing in his politics.
The brother wants to get married -whats wrong with that?
Or is marriage not progressive enough for you?
I agree Shafa – let the brother get married in peace.