I love the fact this competition always riles the Islamist apologists. This week’s mugshot is of Azad Ali (in case you didn’t know), the jihad loving civil servant who went back to work this week at the Treasury. As ever, captions in the comments section below.
Ain’t he pretty?
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“Don’t worry about the bulge in my jacket, nothing here to worry about, move along please…”
“Hello Jamaat HQ? Yeah, I’ll be arriving in Sylhet tomorrow. Can you send a car to pick me up please. Thanks bruv. Daroon!”
“Hello girls.”
“Hello girls!”
Touch me and I’ll get bungles write about it on Iengage.
“They control everything, I tell you. Look what it says on the bag I’m carrying. IKEA. IKE-A. That’s a Zionist name, that is!”
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
go on mate, say that violent jihad against civilians is un-islamic one more time, I dare you…
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!
“There’s absolutely nothing wrong with first cousin marriages. This is just Islamophobic propaganda from the kuffar. Take me – my own parents are both cousins and I’ve turned out perfectly normal.”
People try to put us down
Islamist organisations!
Just because we get around
Islamist organisations!
We get lots of money and gold
Islamist organisations!
From Saudi Arabia to whom we’re sold
Islamist organisations!
My organisation
This my organisation, baby!
[sung to the tune of My Generation]
Azad Ali’s favourite films are:
The good, the bad and Maulana Maududi
A fistful of Riyals
For a few Riyals more
Azad Ali’s favourite films are:
The good, the bad and Maulana Maududi
Hahaha, that is so funny.
Whats wrong with killing British troops? I would do it myself!
Fav film: Inside Man
Fav Song: Smooth Criminal
Anyone know a good dentist who can fix the gap in my tooth? I don’t mind a gold cap either : )
How about..
“Whatever! I’m the Somebody whose rightfully back at work whilst you Nobodies are still barking – so bark all you want!”
What do you think? I like it! It’s different isn’t it?!
Well done to me!
Lol!
Oh wow, that is so clever. Well done Mrs. Azad Ali.
Although, I must confess, I don’t see how being outed by the press as a terrorist lover and then being suspended from your job makes you a ‘somebody’. You have a weird idea of achievement, don’t you?
Still, enjoy reading this blog by ‘nobodies’.
How about:
“Fuck you, you liberal Islamophobic cunts. I can write what I like on my blog and say what I want on my radio show. I’ve got the Whitehall mandarins, the bastard Metropolitan Police and Shami fuckin’ Chakrabarti backing me!”
Or
‘I’m the Nobody who relies on the evil kuffar to live, I’ll take the salary and benefits and then secretly plot to destroy them…Muhahahahahahahah’