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You see baby, it keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
My god! That floosie is showing off some upper wrist! That is unacceptable!!
7abibi, ya 3omri – look into my eyes.
Look! Thats why I left a slit in my niqab!
Darling, I’m not picking up SatNav. Will you please direct me back to the shore?
My wife will never suspect us… what do you mean you are my wife?
Here are a few.
This is the only way to get away with a Gay relationship in this country
‘This wetsuit is a bit baggy’
or
‘Thank goodness we cancelled that holiday in Cannes and opted for the staycation instead’
“Israels new plan for a Palestinian state
Throw the Arabs into the sea”
“Would the Muslim haters at Spitton dare mock any other religion (eg Hinduism, Sikhism or Judaism) ? Since the woman appears to have a prosthethic arm these “progressives” are mocking the disabled too!”
“They did a caption competition about this?
Too think its the Islamophobes at spitton who accuse Muslims of being obsessed with how women dress”
هَاأَنتُمْ أُوْلاء تُحِبُّونَهُمْ وَلاَ يُحِبُّونَكُمْ وَتُؤْمِنُونَ بِالْكِتَابِ كُلِّهِ وَإِذَا لَقُوكُمْ قَالُواْ آمَنَّا وَإِذَا خَلَوْاْ عَضُّواْ عَلَيْكُمُ الأَنَامِلَ مِنَ الْغَيْظِ قُلْ مُوتُواْ بِغَيْظِكُمْ إِنَّ اللّهَ عَلِيمٌ بِذَاتِ الصُّدُورِ
me. Your first try was actually quite funny but you probably should have stopped while you were ahead.
To my caption:
“See, if you weren’t wearing a burkha then somebody might take a photo of you and post it all over the internet…”
@ ME:
Yes, we know you are upon the path of the munafiqeen, but as the next verse tell us (I thought I’d put it in English rather than Arabic – did you think your use of the Arabic would make us think you’re suddenly very pious?):
“If you steadfastly persevere, and maintain righteousness, their schemes will never hurt you. God is fully aware of everything they do”.
So we persevere in distancing Islam and Muslims from your modernist, Islamist innovations.
I dont think that is a prosthetic arm, where have you ever seen one with the hand in that kind of position?!
Even if it is a prosthetic arm, no one commented on it or ridiculed it – only “me” felt the need to bring it up in some vague hope to sling dirt at us.
Such is the way of the munafiqeen.
Prosthetic arm, kinky gloves. Either way = sexy
Will you be my fourth wife
Shikwa
“Such is the way of the munafiqeen.”
hahah – but mocking the niqab (which our mothers the Prophets wives wore) and religious Muslims ISNT the way of the munfiqeen!
shikwa
(I thought I’d put it in English rather than Arabic – did you think your use of the Arabic would make us think you’re suddenly very pious?):
er shikwa the Quran is in Arabic- not English
I posted it in Arabic because the “islamic experts” at spitoon of course can all understand Arabic (a basic condition for being a scholar)
نعم، نفهم اللغة العربية. ألم تتوقع ذلك؟
We don’t have to be scholars to register our views on politicised Islamism any more than Islamist scholars have to be politicians to encourage anti-Muslim ideologies.
Yossarian
yes knowing Arabic is the the basic stage. The first stage is being a Muslim.
After that you have to study for years with scholars and get ijaza .
Then you can comment
Faisal
“We don’t have to be scholars to register our views on politicised Islamism ”
You do when it comes to issues of what does or doesnt constitute Islam
“any more than Islamist scholars have to be politicians to encourage anti-Muslim ideologies.”
what? Ah yes Islamophobia is the fault of Muslims
Presumably you believe anti-semitism is th fault of Jews
me. It’s really quite simple. If people want to bring their interpretations of Islam into the political sphere – a sphere which influences everyone in society be they non Muslim or Muslim, a scholar or not – to justify political ideas or actions then everybody has a right to comment on that person’s interpretation of Islam.
@ me,
You seem to be obsessed with Jews and keep bringing them up in every other post. Got a problem you wish to share with us?
what? Ah yes Islamophobia is the fault of Muslims
If you think Islamophobia is the only way Muslims are persecuted, let us know if you agree that Omar al-Bashir’s crimes against humanity against his own people, Sudanese Muslims, which is backed by a number of Islamic “scholars” is “Islamophobia”.
Similarly, let us know whether you agree that the murder of Ahmadiyya in Pakistan, also backed by any number of Salafi “scholars”, is also another example of Islamophobia.
I could go on, but you get the picture…
Yossarian
“me. It’s really quite simple. If people want to bring their interpretations of Islam into the political sphere – a sphere which influences everyone in society be they non Muslim or Muslim, a scholar or not – to justify political ideas or actions then everybody has a right to comment on that person’s interpretation of Islam.”
what about if they want to go for a swim with their family?
“If you think Islamophobia is the only way Muslims are persecuted, let us know if you agree that Omar al-Bashir’s crimes against humanity against his own people, Sudanese Muslims, which is backed by a number of Islamic “scholars” is “Islamophobia”.
Similarly, let us know whether you agree that the murder of Ahmadiyya in Pakistan, also backed by any number of Salafi “scholars”, is also another example of Islamophobia.”
I dont agree with killing any innocents. Unlike you.
“I could go on, but you get the picture”
Yes I do. In your world its only murder if Muslims do it.
shikwa
“You seem to be obsessed with Jews and keep bringing them up in every other post. Got a problem you wish to share with us?”
yes.I think I am turning into the Muslim David T.
I dont agree with killing any innocents. Unlike you.
Said the Jamaati mouthpiece.
@ me,
You were not clear. Try these questions:
1. Do you condemn the killing AND persecution of Ahmadiyya communities?
2. What about about the killing and persecution of the Shia in some parts of the Muslim world too?
Why don’t you guys post pictures of urselves swimming with ur wives, sisters or mothers?
You would never do that. Because you honour your wife, sister or mother. Just like the brother in the picture honours his wife, sister or mother and for sure did not want his photo up on a website for idiots to construct “friday captions”.
Shame on you for your stupidity.
Inshallah you will be the ones mocked at on the day of judgement.
You’ve got issues man.
I think muslims should avoid to to sea side for outing. So that anyone could not laugh at ours.
Saudi man demonstrated his new halal inflatable rubber Muslim woman-shaped swimming-aid to an apathetic audience.