Well, you may have noticed that the Friday Caption Competition has been running about as smoothly as the Iranian elections. Last week I simply forgot to run it, D’oh! The week before I left it in the seemingly capable hands of George who, er, ran the Friday competition on a Thursday. Double, D’oh!
I almost forgot today too. But, better late than never.
Ps, this week’s winner has already been predetermined: me.
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There’s the Jew! Get him!
And for my next act Ladies and Gentlemen, watch as I make these boxes disappear!
DJ Dinnerjacket arrived with his entire collection of Islamic Cultural Revolution anthems and Best of Supertramp LPs for the Guardian Council Disco.
“Going, going, gone! One election sold to the man on the right!”
Now if everyone would just be kind enough to put their ballots in these shredding machines, so we can get on with making up the results
You can vote for whoever you want as long as it’s me.
No this is not a polling station. Will you please leave now. No polling here. Just go home all of you, will you? The door is over there.
Old Mahmoud looks like he’s sprouted a pair of antennae!
Greetings earthlings. Take me to your supreme leader!
“As you can see, we always return the bodies of collaborators with the Zionist entity back to their families…minus their torsos…and, er their legs and arms, of course! Khuda hafez..er Allah hafez!
“. . . And I want to see everybody out on the streets, celebrating my victory!”
“If I was a Jew in Israel or a Hindu in India the press would call me a “moderate centrist”
“Hey thats life! You voted for Mossedeq and ended up with me”
“What am I doing wrong? In India they shoot protestors, In France they decree how women should dress and in the US a president son steal an election with the help of a corrupt judiciary.”
me. Are you serious? The fact that Ahmadinejad is doing all of things – and more – (apart from the being a son of a US president bit) is in no way tempered by India, France and the US not always living up to the ideals they espouse.
“What am I doing wrong? In India they shoot protestors, In France they decree how women should dress and in the US a president son steal an election with the help of a corrupt judiciary”
This is a caption competition. They’re at least meant to be funny. You seem to be justifying election rigging, state murder and oppression by theocracy.
Oh well at least I’ll have some apologist idiots in the UK trying to justify the fact that I’m a crazy dictator as long as I continue attacking the West, seems to work well these dense Western types.
“why do muslim haters only want free elections in Muslim states which arent pro-the west?”