Friday Caption Contest 09/11/2012

11 Comments

1. twinkletoes
   Posted November 9, 2012 at 4:53 PM | Permalink

   The Prime Minister has called in Charles Farr and his team from the Office for Security and Counter-Terrorism to express his concern at the extent of their measures to “go native”.

2. bobby
   Posted November 10, 2012 at 5:54 PM | Permalink

   The Prime Minister is summoned before the newly instituted Sharia Council of Britain to account for his failure to prevent Nadine Dorries absconding to Australia.

3. Abu Wannabe Arab
   Posted November 10, 2012 at 6:34 PM | Permalink

   David Cameron was Chief Guest of the final round of the Islamic Forum Europe’s (IFE) “Wannabe Arab” contest.

4. bobby
   Posted November 11, 2012 at 1:02 AM | Permalink

   To mark Pakistani Independence Day, David Cameron visits Luton to attend a ‘become-an-Arab’ class at the local Pakistani community centre.

5. Kisan
   Posted November 21, 2012 at 8:59 AM | Permalink

   well chaps isn’t this uncomfortable, you hate us, we in turn despise you, however buy some more weapons from us and keep selling us your oil whilst we pull fake smiles and flatter each other….

6. bananabrain
   Posted November 22, 2012 at 4:13 PM | Permalink

   “And as progressives, I’m sure you are as angry as I am that the Synod has voted down women bishops…”

7. Derek G Haslam
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 1:17 PM | Permalink

   Why aren’t you wearing Poppies? My Dad was at Harrow.

8. Abu Faris
   Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:47 PM | Permalink

   CAMERON: So which of you ladies wants the first dance?

9. Yorkshire Yob
   Posted December 19, 2012 at 1:17 PM | Permalink

   “You blokes see the match last night? That referee – bleedin disgrace…”

10. Gerrit
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 12:55 PM | Permalink

    Have you seen the TV program called “what not to wear”?

11. Gerrit
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 12:59 PM | Permalink

    I heard you went shopping in Karachi to replenish your harem.