How to win votes and influence people

By following two simple rules:

1) Invoke the “Eternal punishment of Allah” on people if they don’t vote for you:

2) Out-Muslim and out-Pakistani your Muslim opponent by claiming not to drink alcohol and insinuate the other guy is a lesser Muslim and unfit for public office because he might.

“Let me point out to all the Muslim brothers and sisters what I stand for. I, George Galloway, do not drink alcohol and never have. Ask yourself if the other candidate [the Labour candidate, Imran Hussain] in this election can say that truthfully. I, George Galloway, have fought for the Muslims at home and abroad, all my life, and paid a price for it. I, George Galloway, hold Pakistan’s highest civil awards.”

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRespect! Praise be to Allah!

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26 Comments

  1. Essex Press
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:03 PM | Permalink

    Welcome to multicultural, multi-sectarian Britain.

  2. Posted April 5, 2012 at 11:11 AM | Permalink

    Strange tactic. But its good to have a bit of anti-imperialism in parliament.
    I hope Salma Yaqoob finally breaks through in Birmingham and that party can grow a bit more mature and take on the postitive elements of her character.

    That labour man shouldnt have said ‘vote for me im pakistani muslim’ if he drank.

    Drinking is generally frowned upon in Islamic teachings, not a headliner pillar of faith, more an embodied tradition we reject because it isnt helpful overall. It was displaced in stages.

    Article on the mobilisation of lady activists by the Respect party today. Read the bit about the man dying on the campaign trail.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/04/how-women-won-it-for-galloway?newsfeed=true

  3. gerrit
    Posted April 6, 2012 at 9:36 PM | Permalink

    Galloway wouldn’t stand a chance in Bradford if his opponent had been OBL.

  4. Abdul Bari
    Posted April 7, 2012 at 8:29 PM | Permalink

    Shame on you fools.

    The world is now witnessing that when the Muslim Ummah gets an opportunity to vote for a representative, they vote for the person that best represents their religious interests. George Galloway is not an Islamist. But he is pursuing an Islamist agenda.

    For too long now, people on this website and along with other similar extremist hate filled sites have tried to discredit “Islamists” and “political Islam”. You have stated on many occasions how “the masses don’t want Islamism or the political aspects of Islam”.
    Well the masses are speaking now all over the Muslim world. For sure the Arab Spring was lead by small nationalist groups (that were on the fringes). The governments at the time gave these secular groups a space, thinking that these groups would ultimately push their agenda. But even these groups were fed up of their brutal rule and so sparked a flame that lit up their respective country. Once the brutal governments fell, the sincere Islamists, tortured for decades yet working amongst the grass roots for decades, were able to surface and organise resulting in the Ummah embracing them and projecting them to power.

    This is the case for Libya, Tunisia, Egypt and soon Syria. The Salafist’s, despised by your website, are gaining huge traction along with the Muslim Brotherhood, Hizb e tahrir and countless other groups who are now sharing platforms to achieve the same aim of making Shari’ah and executive shura based adoption of interpreted Islamic sources of Jurisprudence the basis for rule of law.
    Ultimately this will lead to the rise of the Islamic state, once institutions are created which respect the Islamic rule of law by empowering the scholars, as mentioned in Noah Feldman’s “The fall and rise of the Islamic State” , to interpret the law and put measures in place to account the government.

    It is now a matter of time. You have lost the argument as the Muslim world has spoken!

    Shame on you all.

  5. qidniz
    Posted April 7, 2012 at 10:13 PM | Permalink

    You have lost the argument as the Muslim world has spoken!

    Yes, the Muslim world has opted for the 7th century.

  6. Ian F Mckenna
    Posted April 14, 2012 at 10:48 AM | Permalink

    George Galloway is a prick.

  7. Ian F Mckenna
    Posted April 14, 2012 at 10:54 AM | Permalink

    Where I live at Trinty Green just off the Mile End Road London E1, I feel threatened by Muslims whenever I go outside the gates of my address. I am a single man and retired and just going to the off licence has to be conducted like a raid behind enemy lines. When Blair removed the right of British citizens to bear arms he gave the green flag for Muslims to threaten the British way of life.
    Anybody else out there that feels threatened you are welcome to call round for a chat and a drink.

  8. John
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 9:51 PM | Permalink

    Pakistan’s Waqt TV: ‘Lord Nazir Ahmed Has Announced That He Will Reward Anyone Who Assassinates George W. Bush With $100,000′ – And Other Pakistani and Urdu Media Reports

    http://nmen.org/pakistans-waqt-tv-lord-nazir-ahmed-has-announced-that-he-will-reward-anyone-who-assassinates-george-w-bush-with-100000-and-other-pakistani-and-urdu-media-reports/

  9. Amin Riaz
    Posted April 21, 2012 at 2:38 AM | Permalink

    When Blair removed the right of British citizens to bear arms he gave the green flag for Muslims to threaten the British way of life.

    How? What would have bearing arms done? If you can do it so can the other guy. And he might just have a bigger gun than yours.

    Not bearing arms – the logic works. At least there is no possibility of people shooting each other.

    “I feel threatened by Muslims whenever I go outside the gates of my address.”

    So no one has actually threatened you… the problem lies with you. Why don’t you go over to them and say hello… see if anyone bites!

  10. John
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 6:22 PM | Permalink

    In Britain these days hate speakers are dime a dozen and get their message around too;

    DM Digital rapped for two further Ofcom breaches
    http://www.media247.co.uk/bizasia/dm-digital-rapped-for-two-further-ofcom-breaches

    Note the word ‘further’.

  11. beakerkin
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 4:01 PM | Permalink

    Galloway is mentally disturbed.

  12. rippon
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:07 AM | Permalink

    beakerkin is mentally disturbed.

  13. rippon
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:09 AM | Permalink

    Whatever one may think of Galloway, the question he poses in this video clip is a legitimate one:

    How can a person explain their support for the Iraq invasion-occupation, especially in light of the holocaust-proportion consequences?

  14. My mum
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 12:15 AM | Permalink

    rippon is mentally disturbed.

  15. Hellosnackbar
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 5:31 AM | Permalink

    What is it about GG that makes one want to spit on him.
    This is another example of his obsequious brown nosing of the Islamic culture.
    Tell me Abdul Bari am I incorrect in labelling Islam a supremacist ,totalitarian,fascist death cult created by an illiterate sociopathic desert fleabag?
    Islam is starting to get up everybody’s nose so it won’t be long before the re-establishment of freedom of speech will result in some great pisstaking of Mo the arsehole and imaginary
    Allah.
    Islamophobia?? No just Islamonausea

  16. Posted November 29, 2012 at 1:12 PM | Permalink

    That is not the real Ian posting BTW.

  17. Ian McKenna
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 4:53 PM | Permalink

    I am being impersonated by a blogger who is banned on numerous sites, including My Telegraph, and those comments in my name have nothing to do with me.

  18. Ian McKenna
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 4:57 PM | Permalink

    Rippon uses the word ‘Holocaust’ a little too freely.

    The vast majority of Iraqi casualties are internecine.

  19. rippon
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 5:05 PM | Permalink

    ‘holocaust’ refers to scale.

    There’s well over a million Iraqis who are now dead as a consequence of the invasion-occupation; that is, Iraqis who would be alive if the allies had not committed the “supreme” war-crime of aggression against another state.

    My use of ‘holocaust’ is not “too freely” at all. If the deaths count was around fifty thousand, then ‘holocaust’ would indeed be a flawed characterisation. It’s not clear how large a number has to be to qualify for ‘holocaust’ – one hundred thousand? five hundred thousand?

    But it is clear that one million definitely qualifies for ‘holocaust’ because it is indeed a massive number.

  20. Posted November 29, 2012 at 5:15 PM | Permalink

    Dear Mr McKenna, Should you wish may I suggest A/Sgt Lewis and D.S Keogh at Holborn who are looking into Haslam. You are a victim of identity theft, harassment, malicious communications and other offences. I do not think even a masonic handshake and a history of mental ill health will save TUG this time. Regards, C Goggins “Goggzilla”.

  21. Amin Riaz
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:44 PM | Permalink

    “The vast majority of Iraqi casualties are internecine.”

    Internecine:

    1.
    of or pertaining to conflict or struggle within a group: an internecine feud among proxy holders.
    2.
    mutually destructive.
    3.
    characterized by great slaughter; deadly.

    Holocaust:

    1.
    a great or complete devastation or destruction, especially by fire.
    2.
    a sacrifice completely consumed by fire; burnt offering.
    3.
    ( usually initial capital letter ) the systematic mass slaughter of European Jews in Nazi concentration camps during World War II (usually preceded by the ).
    4.
    any mass slaughter or reckless destruction of life.

    - – -

    Dictionary.com

    The definitions do match.

  22. Posted November 29, 2012 at 8:12 PM | Permalink

    Galloway is using Islam, alas. Look at Croydon North – it is all too easy to conflate hating human rights abuses of the Umma to taking cheap shots at the Bani Yehudi.

  23. No one
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 7:40 PM | Permalink

    Galloway isn’t the first Western actor to exploit Islamic extremism to shore up a political power base and he certainly won’t be the last. The British Empire has used it to perfection ever since the the 18th century in Mughal India, and the poor blighters are still suckers for it to this day.

  24. Posted April 13, 2014 at 2:12 PM | Permalink

    Dear Ian McKenna,

    Further to my previous communication of the 29 November 2012, concerning A/Sgt Lewis and D.S Keogh at Holborn who are looking into Haslam. I have been recently informed that my complaint was of a malicious nature and totally unfounded. Further more I have been told that certain people connected with serious and organised crime are interested in taking me out and showing me a good time.

  25. Posted April 13, 2014 at 2:38 PM | Permalink

    Slightly off topic I am curently looking for a fit young lad say about sixteen/seventeen tops to go out with me and let me bugger him unmercifully, it would be a distinct advantage if he also had some savings as I am on benefits and unemployed having been so since 2004 when I was arrested for rapeing a young girl who was unconconscious.

    I can be contacted at cjgoggins@yahoo.com
    or leave a message on my mobiles 07500575737 or 07786819850

  26. Posted April 13, 2014 at 7:12 PM | Permalink

    Derek Haslam, 9 Lynn Rd, PE38, 0HU. e-mail dghaslam@msn.com or dghaslam@googlemail.com. 01366-377658. Known to be an EDL organiser who is connected to Sid Fillery, a convicted child porn distributor also of Norfolk. Odd that neither have been arrested overs several cases of perjury?

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