Same shitheads. Different name?

Oh no. Not again! [rolls eyes heavenwards]

What is the point of banning an organisation when it will only reappear with the same personnel under a different name?

So far they’ve come up with:

  • Al-Muhajiroun
  • Al Ghurabaa
  • Islam4UK
  • Call to Submission
  • Islamic Path
  • London School of Sharia
  • The Saved Sect or Saviour Sect

Help out Andy Choudary and the girls. What should be the name of their next incarnation?

The Yasmin Fostok Fanclub

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36 Comments

  1. Abu Wannabe Arab
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 8:31 PM | Permalink

    The Pyjama Party Crew (PPC)

  2. Ibn Khaldun
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 8:32 PM | Permalink

    Rubber Dingy Rabids (RDR)

  3. Bethn al-Green
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 9:25 PM | Permalink

    The Islamic Welfare State Society

  4. Percy Bunglawala
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 9:34 PM | Permalink

    London School of Istanja

  5. lorri
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 10:37 PM | Permalink

    Hair Club for Men(tally Ill)

    Menudo! (All Grown Up)

    Shifty-Eyed Models Club

    No Brains, No Headaches

    The Baggy-Bottom Parkour Crew (watch us do flips in our street-running videos!)

    Hate Not Hope

    I.ndolent D.olts I.nherently O.ut of T.ouch with S.anity

  6. m&m
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 11:24 PM | Permalink

    The Queen’s Road Comedy Club

  7. Kisan
    Posted November 11, 2011 at 4:31 AM | Permalink

    Namak Harami Crew

    Muslims Against Our Adopted Country

    Salafi, Tawheed, Posturing, Hollaring and Muckraking Group

  8. Kisan
    Posted November 11, 2011 at 4:47 AM | Permalink

    Actually I think it might be highly amusing to go to one of their upcoming demos and abuse them in colourful Hindu / Punjabi swear words and would probably register in their heads more than anything else contemptible they are. Also the police wouldn’t understand what you were saying so you could get a fair bit of it in before getting moved on.

  9. Westernese
    Posted November 11, 2011 at 6:37 AM | Permalink

    Future filler for a mass grave that took an entire faith community with them.

  10. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 12:41 PM | Permalink

    The unemployables

  11. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 12:42 PM | Permalink

    Muslims 4 Kufar handouts

  12. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 12:43 PM | Permalink

    Jihad Shirkers

  13. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 12:45 PM | Permalink

    Bitches of Muhamad

  14. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 1:12 PM | Permalink

    The Inbreds

  15. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 1:28 PM | Permalink

    Lashker-e-bums

  16. gerritsmith
    Posted November 12, 2011 at 1:31 PM | Permalink

    Karachi Crew

  17. Posted November 13, 2011 at 6:18 PM | Permalink

    JISM – JihadI Single Men.

  18. Posted November 13, 2011 at 6:21 PM | Permalink

    A new boy band from the East End:

    Minty – Men In Nighties.

  19. Blabangida
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 1:42 PM | Permalink

    EDL Islamic

    The Duke and Duchess of Cornwall Martyrs Brigade

  20. Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:03 PM | Permalink

    Third Armoured Transvestite Brigade (Special Beared Forces Unit).

  21. Johnny Awlaki
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:20 PM | Permalink

    The Bob Pitt Appreciation Society

  22. Johnny Awlaki
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:22 PM | Permalink

    Bob Lambert 4 Spying on Muslim Extremists in UK

  23. Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:51 PM | Permalink

    Beware! These men want to touch you in your special place.

  24. Blabangida
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 5:56 PM | Permalink

    All Talk No Trousers

  25. Posted November 14, 2011 at 8:20 PM | Permalink

    Ha ha ha!

    And the next contestants on “Arabs got [sic] talent” are a new combo from the East End of London, the most talented students of the Jamati Academy of Contemporary Arts, the Jihadi Kidz!

  26. Percy Bunglawala
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 8:22 PM | Permalink

    Abu and the Wannabe Ayrabs

  27. Posted November 15, 2011 at 11:30 AM | Permalink

    Perfect!!! What I can say is this article is very important to be written as it may help everybody to get awareness. Good job done.

  28. Asif B
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 11:54 AM | Permalink

    Rubber Dinghy Vapids

  29. Muaaz
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 3:23 PM | Permalink

    Fear Allah because Allah knows best.

  30. Kisan
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 4:56 PM | Permalink

    Muaaz, you mean the same Allah who doesn’t have a clue?
    http://www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/ImranHussain40108.htm
    When Almighty Allah Does Not Know
    Why fear an imaginary being that hasn’t got a clue about anything?

    We have to have some concern about those trying to use terror to bring in religious dictatorship.

    Actually these clowns pictured can be laughed at because they haven’t got the power to do the evil in the name of Allah they’d like to. Blowing up tubes in London, ok, but it is nothing compared to what atrocities they would do if they could. They would enslave us and rape our women if they could after giving us the chance to convert first of course.

    Actually they are obnoxious and dangerous and they are lucky that they are in such a tolerant environment where people try to pretend they are just loudmouths not representing anyone other than themselves. Actually they represent the unadulterated teachings of Islam which are as obnoxious as they are.

  31. bilbo
    Posted November 16, 2011 at 1:11 PM | Permalink

    Beards, Burkas,Bombs.

  32. Paul Browne
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 10:26 PM | Permalink

    We are the Village Mujahadeen Preservation Society

  33. Elif
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 11:04 PM | Permalink

    These suggestions are so funny, I have tears in my eyes, laughing so much. @Kisan, I agree with you so much. People are not aware of how dangerous they can be. Everything that you have written there I have thought. I come from a muslim background and I am so pleased to be free. I have just written a play about it that I submitted to Amnesty International because I wanted people who live in democracies to be aware. I hope one day they make an islamic Monty Python Life of Brian film and through the power of comedy these dark clouds will be completely dispersed. Brilliant posts, love them all. So so funny xD

  34. Connor Mcgee
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:08 AM | Permalink

    All talk no trousers

  35. Tanbir Azad
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 1:30 PM | Permalink

    These tetrorist muslims are always act like a psrudo sober where thy atre the minority but thy are pattonizing global tetrorism in Afganistan, Pakistan and Bangladesh by doneting huge money under coverof many muslim social organisations; One of the renowned terrorist is Chaudhury Mainuddin: who was alegedly comitted Gen.ocide and rape Hindu people in former east Pakistan which is now named Bangladesh in1971

  36. Zé Barreto
    Posted May 27, 2013 at 12:39 AM | Permalink

    Bearded Misogynists in Skirts

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