You may be a Taliban if…

Some funny observations by American comedian Jeff Foxworthy.

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbour’s goat.

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2 Comments

  1. Blabangida
    Posted July 14, 2011 at 1:05 PM | Permalink

    You hate democracy but love Claire Short.

    Your sold your daughter to a courier from Abbottabad, but he never returned with the promised cattle.

  2. gerrit
    Posted July 15, 2011 at 11:11 AM | Permalink

    11) you claim to be be British because you have British passport and support jihad to free your occupied land.

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